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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 04:29 AM        Car + Snow = Drift
Damn right.

Parking Lot, E-Brake, and you get a very tight turn. Now, if you have rear wheel drive, like me, you can pull off a compass. The nose of your vehicle staying in one spot while the rest of the vehicle flings around.

It snowed, and snowed hard for Western Washington today. So what do you do? You get into your little truck and run the gas down doing insane turns in a college parking lot.
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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 06:26 AM        .
I had a snowball fight with some random people in Shoreline today, then I drove to the store to get beer. I figured if it would snow a bunch more and I got stuck inside I might as well have the esentials.

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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 03:37 AM       
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 03:39 AM       
You made a post about SNOW?

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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 04:00 AM       
Your thread is less entertaintg than my thread about Mnt. Doo.
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 06:58 AM       
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Of course I did, snow is better then making a post about anti-snow.

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Heh, you must not have a car.

I swear, anyone who knows how to drive, and owns a vehicle has fun in the snow with it. If you don't, you a Towel Wearing, cow fucking, shit eating, tractor driving, Iraqi redneck whore, who pulls tricks out front of Wal-Mart with your John Deere tractor hitch and a beat up old RV which smells like cheese and camel piss.
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 11:00 AM       
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Your thread is less entertaintg than my thread about Mnt. Doo.
Not based on this theory: every thread is more entertaining than your threads.
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 11:06 AM       
I almost killed a cat slipping around the road in my minivan.
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 05:29 PM       
Fuck my car is a front wheel drive and I had to work On the plus side I got to throw snowballs at the guy at work who was clearing the snow off the parking spaces...

the snow was all slush by the time i got off work too
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 09:17 PM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 03:31 AM       
Even if you wanna do donuts in the summer just get a car with front wheel drive, steal two trays from mcdonalds, put them under your back tires, and have fun.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:08 PM       
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Even if you wanna do donuts in the summer just get a car with front wheel drive, steal two trays from mcdonalds, put them under your back tires, and have fun.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:13 PM       
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 12:22 AM       
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