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Old Jun 18th, 2006, 02:40 PM        Darwin award was just handed out a few miles east o my house
Let this be a lesson. If your going to siphon gas out of a car parked at a gas station. PUT OUT YOUR DAMN CIGGARETTE befor beginning your task. Cause smoking kills.

http://www.douglascountyherald.com/t.../news_481.html


Ah douglas (booger) county Missouri. One of the only 3 counties in america that still operate moonshine stills and one of the meth producing capitols of the midwest. 417 is our area code.
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Old Jun 18th, 2006, 06:42 PM       
Speaking of Darwin I wish you would evolve already.
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Old Jun 18th, 2006, 08:00 PM       
You got something against moonshine?
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Old Jun 18th, 2006, 09:05 PM       
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Speaking of Darwin I wish you would evolve already.
this is the lamest thing i have ever read on these entire boards
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Old Jun 18th, 2006, 09:24 PM       
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Old Jun 18th, 2006, 09:31 PM       
"fully involved in fire"?
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Old Jun 18th, 2006, 09:57 PM       
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"fully involved in fire"?
Yeah most people in douglas county aren't to good with that there book learnin.
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Old Jun 19th, 2006, 06:16 AM       
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Speaking of Darwin I wish you would evolve already.
this is the lamest thing i have ever read on these entire boards
What are you, The Butler Act? BA-BOOM!

Now that's the lamest thing you ever read.
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Old Jun 19th, 2006, 09:22 AM       
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/involved

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...ved+in+fire%22

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Old Jun 19th, 2006, 02:30 PM       
Oooo... "to wind or coil about". I'd be lying if I said I wasn't going to use that word, now.
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Old Jun 19th, 2006, 04:57 PM       
Good idea, that will make you sound really cool.
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Old Jun 19th, 2006, 05:01 PM       
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Yeah most people in douglas county aren't to good with that there book learnin.
Inbreeding in Douglas County is rampant.

So say my fellow Greene County residents.
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Old Jun 19th, 2006, 05:28 PM       
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Good idea, that will make you sound really cool.
If I use "involved" more often, will that make me sound as groovy as you?
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Old Jun 19th, 2006, 05:36 PM       
It looks like I'm not "involved" in your tagline quotes anymore, Fathom.

Nah, it just doesn't have the same ring as "Hey you fucker!!! Why did you take out my quote, you jizzing chickenshit???"
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Old Jun 19th, 2006, 05:42 PM       
Oops. I didn't realize I deleted your quote. I'll have to go back and find it because you're special.
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Old Jun 19th, 2006, 05:48 PM       
That's better.

Prick.
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Old Jun 19th, 2006, 05:51 PM       
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Old Jun 19th, 2006, 05:57 PM       
I said "prick." I'm sorry. I meant "babe."
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Yeah most people in douglas county aren't to good with that there book learnin.
Inbreeding in Douglas County is rampant.

So say my fellow Greene County residents.
So say my fellow Christian county residents as well.
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Old Jun 19th, 2006, 06:33 PM       
Are you Douglas or Christian?
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Old Jun 19th, 2006, 06:49 PM       
Are you guys tight with Boone County? Cuz that's where I was born.
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Old Jun 19th, 2006, 06:55 PM       
Boone is north. But close enough. What are you doing in Illinoise?
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Old Jun 19th, 2006, 08:06 PM       
We moved here when I was 4 or 5. I wanna go back, though.
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Old Jun 19th, 2006, 10:50 PM       
Do you have family here? Your just a stone's throw away, if you do.
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Old Jun 19th, 2006, 11:28 PM       
No, but we go down there every once in a while. I don't think we're going this year, though.
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