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Old Sep 20th, 2007, 04:05 AM        NEW GRAB BAG: "WHAT A MAGNIFICENT MAGGOT!"
You need one. I mean really... how many times in your life will you have the opportunity to say such a thing about a maggot? Be sure to watch the video so you can see the maggot in all his maggoty glory.


NEW GRAB BAG: "WHAT A MAGNIFICENT MAGGOT!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/b...ent-maggot.php


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Old Sep 20th, 2007, 09:35 AM       
damn awesome..
i wish they sell one of these in my country. but anyway, i prefer the crawling brain more that this.
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Old Sep 20th, 2007, 03:42 PM       
Well I did provide a link to a place where you can order them online if you can't find 'em in any stores.
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Old Sep 20th, 2007, 03:43 PM       
I thought this thread was called "WHAT A MAGNIFICENT FAGGOT!" and I thought it was gonna be a new article from Burbank :<
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Old Sep 20th, 2007, 05:10 PM       
Those sounds it makes would go perfect for something to hide under a table at a family dinner.
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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 03:06 AM       
I always perfered Willie Loomis as a more interesting character....
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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 09:46 AM       
That maggot is magnificent indeed.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2007, 08:08 AM       
i actaully found one of these in my local asda (wal mart) today , but i was dissapointed!

mainly because it dosnt make the squidgy sound, it sings cant touch this!
It made cal a sad panda, not because of the music, mainly because i have no idea what mc hammer has to do with a maggot and halloween.
but yea, if u just want to maggot to look at, u can get them in asda for like, £7 ($14) in the halloween isle.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2007, 12:03 PM       
this reminds me of something similar I found in the kmart when I was about 10. instead of a maggot, it was a stereotypical mexican worm, with barber mustache and everything.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2007, 03:43 PM       
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i actaully found one of these in my local asda (wal mart) today , but i was dissapointed!

mainly because it dosnt make the squidgy sound, it sings cant touch this!
It made cal a sad panda, not because of the music, mainly because i have no idea what mc hammer has to do with a maggot and halloween.
but yea, if u just want to maggot to look at, u can get them in asda for like, 7 ($14) in the halloween isle.
Wow so they sing other songs as well. I knew the ones in the UK didn't make the maggoty noises because the web site said so, but I never knew MC Hammer was selling his songs to Halloween toymakers now.

Just so you know, I would venture to guess that some of the US maggots from Target will appear on eBay sooner or later, so if you want one that just makes the nasty sounds, keep your eyes out for it on there.

UPDATE: The version I bought is actually up for sale on Target's web site: HERE'S THE LINK.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2007, 08:00 PM       
im actaully going on holiday to florida the 1st week in novemeber, so if im lucky, i might be able to pick one up cheap in the post-halloween sale. :P
america always gets awesome stuff so i always take a spare suitcase and load up on candy and general halloween goodies when im over!
actaully, i need to keep my eye out for some skeleton gloves while im over there, you cant seem to get them over here ne more. its a damn shame aswell, seems i wear them all year round :P
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 11:59 PM       
It sounds like my Grandfather eating ice-cream.
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