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Old Mar 9th, 2009, 09:03 PM       
I thought plastic surgery was supposed to fix all that shit.
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Old Mar 9th, 2009, 09:47 PM       
Just like it fixed Jacko?

And Cher?
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Old Mar 9th, 2009, 09:48 PM       
and that lady with the oilface.
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Old Mar 9th, 2009, 10:33 PM       
It's worked pretty well for Mickey Rourke. :/
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 05:14 AM       
Entertain meeeeee!
I'm fucking bored.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 05:25 AM       
i'm watching season 1 of arrested development and playing with my buck 119 knife.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 06:01 AM       
That's not entertaining enough
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 06:16 AM       
I just saw 6 kittens be born and then the mother eat the afterbirth. Then my friends and I sparked up an L, had some beers, and played Magic. True story.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 06:20 AM       
I'm trying to fill half a sketchbook in 2 hours. I can't draw anyway.
Then I'll go to class, be told my work is bad, then go drink.

Positive: I started dating one of the bar staff.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 07:26 AM       
I'd like to see your drawrings, Shrubbles.

Congrats on new penis!

Awesome about the kittens Babs!
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 07:34 AM       
I'm at a point in my life where if the world exploded in a cataclysmic fireball, my only thought would be how annoying it is not being able to finish my book or cop a feel or Lily Alen's arse.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 07:50 AM       
My only thought would be how thankful I am that I don't have to pay back all those loan's due to med school. I really don't want to even think about that.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 08:00 AM       
Two babies crying and my daughter won't get out of the shower and get ready for school.

Time for some scotch.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 08:20 AM       
I didn't get loans for med school. I worked at a hospital and tried to wheedle them into believing it was "work-related education". Then I cried as I put $400 textbooks on my credit card.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 08:24 AM       
The man will step on you every chance he gets. True the world over.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 08:28 AM       
The biggest ass-fuck there is when you buy a $400 postgrad textbook, the professor teases the class into believing he might use it until after the book-return deadline, then never does. When you put it on casters to roll it into the used-book sale in mint condition, they tell you they'll give you $25 for it.

This was before Amazon/Ebay/etc.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 08:32 AM       
Wow, I totally forgot about that kind of shit too. I remember buying books for my english classes and never used one of them which roughly came around to the price of $150, couldn't return it either.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 08:34 AM       
I was also a big fan of the professors' xeroxing two or three of their papers, comb-binding them in a flimsy little presentation folder, and selling them in the bookstore as mandatory "textbooks" for $50.

I just got rid of two of those last week- I'd held onto them for 10 years because it felt like throwing $50 away.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 08:37 AM       
I hate college, I really wish I could just be done now. Many more years to go still hahahahahahaha I am an ass.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 08:40 AM       
My worst purchase was 2 engineering texts for $200. But this was 25 years ago, when that was real money.

Grad school sucked balls. Free education, yes, but below poverty line living expenses. For 6 fucking years. You've either got to be committed, or you should be committed.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 08:41 AM       
I spent almost 1/3 of my life in college, and I had to leave early or it would have been more.

Cheer up, it's Purim. Drink some sickly-sweet Jewish wine! And tell me what you think this mascot looks like.

http://www.aish.com/holidays/purim/

I know what he's supposed to be, but tell me what you think he looks like.

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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 08:43 AM       
The two scariest things you ever want to hear. A two year old coming into the next room and saying "Uh Oh!" and pointing. And changing a poopy diaper for the one kid while you hear a projectile vomit from the other. Ah youth.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 08:44 AM       
Oy, I'm getting verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves!
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 08:58 AM       
He's supposed to be a hamentaschen donut, but that doesn't look like a donut to me.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 10:10 AM       
I thought he was a faschtnacht.
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