Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #55976  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 10:12 AM       



Eh, it all happens around the same time.
Reply With Quote
  #55977  
Dixie Dixie is offline
Egg
Dixie's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 10:44 AM       
What the fuck is that?
Reply With Quote
  #55978  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 11:51 AM       
Mordy Mermeltashen. Duh.
Reply With Quote
  #55979  
Aaarg Aaarg is offline
...Pause at the Beginning
Aaarg's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: westnorthcarolina
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 12:22 PM       
DUUUUHHHHH.
Reply With Quote
  #55980  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 01:12 PM       
That is not a Jew nose :/
Reply With Quote
  #55981  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 01:18 PM       
but it is circumcised.
Reply With Quote
  #55982  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 01:22 PM       
and hairless
Reply With Quote
  #55983  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 01:24 PM       
I still can't believe they put that thing on a kid's page.

And why is it flesh colored?
Reply With Quote
  #55984  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 01:29 PM       
Did you get a load of how he looks during party time? Is this really a kids page?
Reply With Quote
  #55985  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 01:29 PM       
Reply With Quote
  #55986  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 01:30 PM       
Yep, aish is a huge Jewish site and that's their kids page.

Here's Mordy with his son, who I understand is a little prick.
Reply With Quote
  #55987  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 01:33 PM       
And here I thought the Japanese were strange! Thank god I'm not the only one embarrassed by my blood line.
Reply With Quote
  #55988  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 01:37 PM       
You want to see something embarrassing, look at this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcB68AtrmZM
Reply With Quote
  #55989  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 01:43 PM       
Lol, I get a visual of several female Jewish comedians from that.
Reply With Quote
  #55990  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 01:44 PM       
The only thing yet to be determined is which gender's organs it actually is.

Edit: I can't believe I missed these coloring book pages.

http://www.aish.com/purimfamily/puri...ring_Pages.asp
Reply With Quote
  #55991  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 01:55 PM       
That's the great thing. It is both. Point up in masculine, point down is feminine. Make them hump and you'll see stars!
Reply With Quote
  #55992  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 01:59 PM       
Now I need to bake some and make them hump
Reply With Quote
  #55993  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 02:00 PM       
hehe
Reply With Quote
  #55994  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 02:16 PM       
Weird. I just got a call from one of the bf's coworkers. I don't think he knew he was calling me, he must have been set up somehow.

He stammered that he liked the oreo balls I made for their Christmas party and quickly got off the line.
Reply With Quote
  #55995  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 02:25 PM       
Hehe sounds like a phone joke gone awfully bad.

Hi, is your refrigerator in a can?
Reply With Quote
  #55996  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 02:27 PM       
Poor bastard, having to call me. I knew who it was when I heard the name, but I accused him of being the bf's "other woman" just the same. I think he thought I was serious.
Reply With Quote
  #55997  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 02:34 PM       
Maybe they thought you would be rip roaring drunk.
Reply With Quote
  #55998  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 02:39 PM       
Speaking of which, I think it's time to switch from coffee to vodka.
Reply With Quote
  #55999  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 03:44 PM       
Just add the vodka to the coffee, it'll be okay.
Reply With Quote
  #56000  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Mar 10th, 2009, 03:52 PM       
It will never be ok. Dave Blood has been dead 5 years to the day.

Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:07 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.