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Old Nov 28th, 2005, 12:09 AM       
Man you guys just dont get it, art is what's inside your soul, you can't define it with words or thoughts but only with your spirit my brother, that's real art.
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Old Nov 28th, 2005, 09:15 AM       
The fact that it can't be defined is kind of what I was trying to say. It's really an anomaly of of our language.
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Old Nov 28th, 2005, 04:15 PM       
You should stop editing your posts at three AM
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Old Nov 28th, 2005, 08:47 PM        Re: Modern Art
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I'm going to have a little rant about the lowest form of art: Modern Art

That's right, the great form of "art" where you can super-glue a piece of dog shit to a plank and have pseudo-intellects buy it for millions because it makes them feel deep.

Well, maybe I'm being too harsh. Lets look at some modern art and judge it firsthand.

(All images from moma.org)
First one up

WOW! It’s a watering can. That must have been so hard! The artist had to do all that work, like driving to buy it at Wal-Mart.
J/K! I know that he didn't buy it at Wal-Mart. Walmart would never sell a watering can with a useless handle like that. Well, at least it makes you feel deep emotions or at least entertains you! Oh wait, no it doesn't.
Doesnt that watering can look like a Bong?
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Old Nov 28th, 2005, 08:53 PM       
Okay, look. Why do you have to be so outrageous and offensive with every post?
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Old Nov 29th, 2005, 01:11 AM       
Because his parents neglected him until he was able to shave at age 15 :/
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Old Nov 29th, 2005, 01:29 AM       
What doesn't look like a bong?
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 07:42 AM       
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It's amusing how frequent people try that one out in order to look smart and believe they have conquered the aspects of art they know nothing about.
I was angry and tired. And I sure as hell knew it wouldn't make me look smart


EDIT: I was angry becaus ethis talentless hacks are scamming pepople. I'm mad because people are saying thorwing paint on a canvis is art.
People buy what they want to buy?
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 10:49 PM       
Ushnor, first of all, please at least read your posts before putting them up. The typos are painfully obvious. Secondly, the fact that it's 3AM is not an excuse to act like an ignorant, self-aggrandizing prick.

By the way, Van Gogh did not paint "Starry Night" for the purpose of "scamming pepople (sic)." In fact, Van Gogh sold only one of his paintings in his entire life, for a paltry sum. "Starry Night" was painted in an insane asylum. It did not become famous because Van Gogh painted it, because Van Gogh died a totally unknown pauper. The painting became famous because there was and is a general consensus among art experts that it is an excellent painting.

Please, try to be a little more intelligent with your next post.
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 09:06 PM       
i'm sorry but you are just plain TOO ANGRY for this message board kitten
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 06:07 PM       
Sorry, it was 3AM.
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 06:37 PM       
haha

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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 09:42 PM       
Wow, praise from Caesar.
(Or at least someone who actually works for the site)
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 09:51 PM       
teehee. :D
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 10:43 PM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 08:54 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 04:07 PM       
3rd 4th and 5th are good. Now stfu.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 06:12 PM       
actually everyone did 8 days ago, douscheface
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