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xbxDaniel · #26

Yeah, and your Rip Taylor canto was hilarious as hell too man.

Lycurgus1985 · #27

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Originally Posted by xbxMCj

Yeah, and your Rip Taylor canto was hilarious as hell too man.

And your sarcasm has gone to shit too! What the hell?

You are in a dry spell man.

glowbelly · #28

i didn't laugh at all.

it's not funny because there's nothing funny about it.

Chojin · #29

It's unintentionally funny because it tries typical sprite comic humor but the author doesn't understand how to make a joke themselves so they try to copy and variate from other material. However, since he doesn't understand why that other material is funny, it results in a grab gab of elements of an already half-baked joke that don't add up to a punchline. It's the same reason Boston and Shaun is funny, only you aren't mentally retarded and foreign, you're just a drip.

And stop PMing me to ask what Boston and Shaun is, ask Google for fuck's sake.

Lycurgus1985 · #30

A bit condescending but at least it's a lot more useful feedback than "It's not funny because it isn't."

But I will say that I actually didn't copy any of the jokes from anywhere else. I try not to imitate others but looks like I did without realizing it anyway.

Chojin · #31

All sprite comics are the same.

Emu · #32

Apparently now they have "Dragon Candy Bars" in B&S.

Bet you can't guess what it does.

Lycurgus1985 · #33

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Originally Posted by Emu

Apparently now they have "Dragon Candy Bars" in B&S.

Bet you can't guess what it does.

Sounds like the author chases the dragon a bit himself.

Emu · #34

I'm not sure what's happening here. Either Boston drank a ton of water from the hose and is spitting it, or she drank a ton of water, then stuck the hose up her ass and is shooting it out of that. I honestly can't tell with this comic.

Lycurgus1985 · #35

Yep, the author is a druggie. No doubt about it.

Womti · #36

think of it as perverted.

King Hadas · #37

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Originally Posted by Emu

Apparently now they have "Dragon Candy Bars" in B&S.

Bet you can't guess what it does.

Well as long as it doesn't make them fatter...

Lycurgus1985 · #38

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Originally Posted by King Hadas

Well as long as it doesn't make them fatter...

Maybe we should take a needle (or the equivilent of such) and pop the potbelly little fuckers.

Dole · #39

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it's a lot more useful feedback than "It's not funny because it isn't."

Jesus christ man, try and attempt to fathom the concept that what you wrote is NOT FUNNY because you HAVEN'T WRITTEN ANY JOKES. That is the only 'useful feedback' it is possible to give. For fuck's sake.

glowbelly · #40

see? you thinking that was funny is what makes you not funny. that wasn't funny. seriously.

GADZOOKS · #41

more like But Is There Jokes Here?

mozz · #42

It sucks. Ms paintastic. It's not funny. Well done, asshole.

mozz · #43

It sucks. Ms paintastic. It's not funny. Well done, asshole.

Lycurgus1985 · #44

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Originally Posted by Dole

Jesus christ man, try and attempt to fathom the concept that what you wrote is NOT FUNNY because you HAVEN'T WRITTEN ANY JOKES. That is the only 'useful feedback' it is possible to give. For fuck's sake.

Then explain why Chojin was actually able to give a lot more useful feedback. Oh right, because he can actually put his mind to use as well as being cynical and insulting, the latter which most of you can only muster.

ScruU2wice · #45

It's not funny because no one laughed. No one laughed because Sprite comics are a dime a dozen on the internet. Sprite comics are a dime a dozen on the internet because who has access to ms paint or photoshop, and 0 creativity and/or intellegence can make one.

I'm sorry, I know my only purpose is to entertain you, but your only defence is saying our inability to laugh at your unfunny comic needs to justified

Misdemonar · #46

Here's some Advice.

http://img191.imageshack.us/my.php?image=crap3jd.gif

Don't make sprite comics, use you're own drawing skills.

Lycurgus1985 · #47

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Originally Posted by Misdemonar

Here's some Advice.

Don't make sprite comics, use you're own drawing skills.

I would if my drawing skills were worth a shit.
But thanks for the suggestion.

maggiekarp · #48

You can make sprites and have decent drawing skills

Sprites look better if you try to make them look as if they actually came from a game, the pixels don't line up and the colors are too weird on these. The backgrounds need work too, and it's not because it's JPEG that it looks bad.

And yeah, sometimes you can't always explain why a joke isn't funny, sometimes it just is.

I recommend looking into improving your art and writing skills. Or hiring an artist and writer :/