Proverbs

[JJ_Maniac]

When life gives you radioactive lemons, launch them with your lead-shielded catapault at the hunter-gatherers assaulting your compound.
Alternatively: When God gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD.

[Asila]

when life gives you lemons you dissolve the locks on your cell and fucking run

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Eat the meek - because there's never gonna be enough space. So eat the meek, savor the taste. It's always gonna be a delicacy. So lick your chops, and eat the meek.

[ZeldaQueen]

Originally Posted by executioneer

zeldaqueen that made me lol

Glad I could be of amusement.

An apple a day makes for a really sucky diet.

[Bod]

If you've got nothing good to say
Come sit next to me

[Asila]

[JediScum]

If life gives you lemons, grate all the rind for lemon zest... useful in cooking but, I wouldn't keep it for longer than 3-4 days.

Depending on how many lemons life gave you (lets say three), use one, cut into eighths, for the Hefe-Weizen that you've conveinently stock-piled in case the world comes to an end (coming soon).

The other two could be used to teach the youth of America how to start a lemonade stand. Make two pitchers that are the same, charge only 25 cents, and label it differently every 5-10 minutes. "Organic", "Vegan Lemonade", "Gluten -Free", "EXTREME!!!!", "Bail-money for my Dad the Governor", whatever....