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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 04:17 PM       
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 06:52 PM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 12:07 AM       
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The Lion King seemed innocent enough, didn't it? But did we really notice all the issues of assault on morality and ethics the first time we watched it? I sure did not. It was not until I sat down with a pragmatic open mind did I even realize the scope of moral violations the 83-minute The Lion King fed our minds.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 12:14 AM       
My feet are cold and I have things to do, but I might as well finish up this wank.
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 10:23 PM       
If you were smarter, you'd understand how cool I am. Noob.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2008, 08:38 PM       
Do want.

(I suppose my picture is technically already captioned..)
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Old Feb 2nd, 2008, 08:49 PM       
Esuohlim I believed you made a promise involving this thread getting bumped and the delete button a while back
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Old Feb 2nd, 2008, 09:01 PM       
I'm not going to delete it but I sure as hell am not allowing this travesty to continue. GADZOOKS would be proud
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 12:08 AM       
"I DON'T LISTEN TO HIP-HOP"
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 12:39 AM        Hip Hop
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 01:05 AM       
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 01:12 AM       
"I DON'T LISTEN TO PLOP-PLOP"
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 02:01 AM        Plip Plop
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 02:11 AM       
Yeah, nice of you to quote a poop joke, YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 02:20 AM        poo
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Yeah, nice of you to quote a poop joke, YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!
You were expecting mabey a nice air-freshener joke from a guy named Mighty Poo?
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 02:39 AM       
yes, actually.


for instance...

A woman gets in an elevator. Being alone she farts. Slightly embarrassed, she reaches in her purse and sprays a bit of pine-scent air freshener.

The elevator stops and a man walks in, pushes the button to his floor, and makes a grimace.

He sniffs, then bellows "JESUS! WHO SHIT A CHRISTMAS TREE?!?!"
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 02:41 AM       
Good one.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 02:47 AM        re: poo
Heres a quick one.

Whats brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 02:55 AM       
Not really. One of the better poop jokes is a book called "The Tao of Pooh". Every time i go into a barnes and noble, i have to be carried out by EMT's because i start laughing convulsively just by looking at it from 50 feet away.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 02:58 AM       
Who's Beethoven?
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 03:04 AM       
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Who's Beethoven?
The famous piano player. Its how you spell his name.
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Old Feb 4th, 2008, 01:50 PM       
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