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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 05:13 AM       
hey lotida do you remember that time i found your diary and i read it ou loud and it said "i wish i had another girls vagina to touch with my fingers and possibly my tongue"
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 05:16 AM       
I Googled Lesbian and this is what i got



Fuck you Lotida, you ruined Eddie Murphy's carrer.

Edit: Sorry Mock for posting pornography
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 05:18 AM       
"It's Hell Being Mel" more like its hell being lotida always wishing i had a vagina in my mouth all the time
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 05:21 AM       
hey lotida remember that time you wished the laffy taffy mystery flavor was caucasian c*nt and you spilled the beans about it to me because you wont leave me alnoe
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 05:23 AM       
i bet when the governemnt lets lotida get married i bet shell kiss her life partners vagina instead of her mouth and the govrenment will be waiting outside with a gun to her head make her get a divorce
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 05:36 AM       
Yeah, it's not like she's a real woman or anything.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 02:19 PM       
you guys i fgo to an all girl school and there are some lesbians and i KNOW how to handle thsi just liseten to mel...

ok if she asks you something like "hayy i like ur hair or kewl shoes" just prentend like you dont hear her ps if your nt sure lesbians usually cover up themselves by being "goth:" and then dont brush their hair or anything and they look at you for too long

and also regular girls be VERy careful especially if you have short hair lesbians LOVE that :/ boys if you try to ask her out shell be all "uuhh srry im not allowed to date.. (GROSS a boy)" and they look very frumpy put on a skirt for once isn your life....
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 02:46 PM       
i bet lotida has pictures of vaginas on her desk at work(yuou know istead of loved ones)
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 03:10 PM       
you guys remember when lotida tried to apply for a job at the lumber mill so she had an excuse to cut her hair rela dumb and wear flannrel *all day* haha well i do
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 03:46 PM       
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:11 PM       
Jixby.....I can't believe you dedicated an entire thread to little ole' me!! I'm so excited!! I love knowing that you have been thinking about me while I was away!! You're the best!!

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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:20 PM       
Oh fuck, run
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:21 PM       
sorry lotiada, jixby is a dude
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:22 PM       
I met a lesbian once, she didn't like me very much :/
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:23 PM       
I bet if lotida had her way she would change our national bird from the bald eagle to a blad vagina
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:28 PM       
First of all.....Jixby cuts his hair to look like a penis. Then, it's quite amusing that when the board starting posting porn it was cocks that was posted first! Now you have a problem with Lesbians and think that is an insult to me?

In reality, you little virgin boys would give your left nut to see some hot girl on girl action.

Carry on boys your making my day!!
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:30 PM       
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I bet if lotida had her way she would change our national bird from the bald eagle to a blad vagina
If your going to play along dickmunch at least make a literate sentence! What exactly is a BLAD?
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:31 PM       
You would know haha
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:33 PM       
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:33 PM       
Hey Lodita is it true that in high school you always dropped your pencil in class just so you could get a look at the girl that sat next to you and her legs?
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:33 PM       
OMG her avatar has big boobs I bet she stares at them all the timewishing they were real haha
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:34 PM       
hey lotida remember that oen time you made a pinata that looked like a naked lady and youtold everyone you adn your wife were going to hit it with d*ldos after you got married :-* :-*
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:34 PM       
I don't have to play dumb schoolboy games......all I have to do is ask. Don't be so jealous!
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:36 PM       
Lesbians are all rage except for the fat ones.
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