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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:37 PM       
Oldita do you get out of the shower and then pass by the mirror and start trying to kiss the vagina in the mirror but get frustrated when it keeps moving out of the way.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:38 PM       
hey guys i saw lotida driving a volkswagen with a license plate that read "vagina" and she had a bumper stick that said "my other car is a vagina" :-x
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:38 PM       
Are you writing these gems down Outhouse? You could make a fortune.

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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:39 PM       
That would indeed be frustrating.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:40 PM       
Someone please tag MrAdventure. He has lost his steam....NEXT!
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:41 PM       
i heard lotida grows a moustahce *on purpose*
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:42 PM       
haha hey guys do you remember that one time lotida cried because all the ticktes for the show "the vagina monologues" were sold out
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:42 PM       
Mr. Adventure hsan't lost his steam hes as funny as he ever was unlike you who likes to pet the pussy if you know what I mean
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:44 PM       
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:44 PM       
hey guys did you hear i found lotida practicing how to take off a bra with her best friend and lotida tried to kiss her best friend but her best friend puked and ran home
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:45 PM       
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Mr. Adventure hsan't lost his steam hes as funny as he ever was unlike you who likes to pet the pussy if you know what I mean
MrAdventure was never funny....ever, ever, ever! He doesn't even come close. Since when are lame attempts at humor funny?

Would you be insulted if I said you like to stroke the Cock.....if you know what I mean!
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:46 PM       
I heard she works in the little girls department at JC Penny so she can help little girls take off their clothes in dressing rooms so she can see their vaginas.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:47 PM       
Omg Lotida just told me that wishes she could have been breast fed until she was allowed to date
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:48 PM       
hey you gjys one time lotida wrote a love letter signed "love, vagina" and she mailed it to herself and forgot that she mailed it and she was really excited for like a week
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:48 PM       
And by date she meant dating girls
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:48 PM       
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Omg Lotida just told me that wishes she could have been breast fed until she was allowed to date
PLEASE teach MrAdventure how to be funny!!! PLEASE!!



P.S. I love all the attention you guys are giving me!! Thanks for the love boys!!
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:49 PM       
It's hell getting puke stains out of flannel. It dries and sticks to the fuzzy bits.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:50 PM       
Hey Lotida went to the police academy just so she could pull chicks over and tell them to spread their legs.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:51 PM       
one time at a a bar lotida got slapped on the face twicebecause she tried and grabbed some girls t*t and when she came outside she was crying and saying real quiet "i swear you guys i tripped i was drunk im not a pervert"
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:54 PM       
SHUT UP YOU GUYS!! JIXBY IS HERE!!!
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:55 PM       
That reminds of when Lotida would go to the community pool every day in the summer and pretend to play Marco Polo just so she could have an excuse to try feel boobs.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:57 PM       
Guys can't u see that u aren't bothering her at all???? :roleleyes GROW UP ALREADY JEESE NO ONE WANTS 2 HEAR UR FANTASTIES... :rolleyse
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:57 PM       
Me and lotida used to be FRIENDS (gross) and we'd go to the video store adn she'd always want to rent SPICE WORLD (gee i wonder why)
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:58 PM       
Ew gross remember when Lotida would kiss pictures of girls in her yearbook during class ? And she tried to deny it even though there were lipstick marks all over only the girl pictures and she only wears lipstick for that occasion.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 05:00 PM       
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Me and lotida used to be FRIENDS (gross) and we'd go to the video store adn she'd always want to rent SPICE WORLD (gee i wonder why)
Why do you deny our friendship so? It's obvious that you were thinking of me today!

Are you still upset because I wouldn't let you watch?
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