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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 08:14 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 08:16 PM       
GUYS IF YOU PLAY ABBEY ROAD BACKWARDS AND THEN WATCH "THE WIZARD" IT TOTALLY SYNCHS UP
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 08:16 PM       

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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 08:18 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 08:19 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 08:19 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 08:21 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 08:22 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 08:27 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 08:40 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 08:49 PM       
I used a sprinkler today. I watered the other sprinklers. They said they were thirsty.
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 08:55 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 09:10 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 10:23 PM        FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU CKFUCKFUCK
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 10:29 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 10:40 PM       
STORY TIME

ONCE I WAS MAKING CHICKEN SOUP AND THEN I BURNED MY RETINAS WHEN I TRIED TO INHALE THE STEAM TO IMRPOVE MY VISION AND THAT'S WHEN I GOT MY IDEA FOR THE BABY CANNON

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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 11:00 PM       
I THINK I SHOT MARVIN IN THE FACE!
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 11:25 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 11:29 PM       
Yeah, Reloaded was a rather disappointing sequel.
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 11:32 PM       
Narrator: He was a man of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Dakota.
Till one day all hell broke loose! (Gun shots are heard)

Soldier: Tim we need you!

Tim: I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing! I wanna raise a family!

Soldier: That's just it Tim! They got your family!

Tim: Nooooo!

Narrator: Jack Howitzer is Tim in Exploder! From the heart of America to
the jungles of Cambodia, follow one man's quest for peace.

Tim: Hoo Chi Fat is that you?

Hoo Chi: Tim I know you come! Just like old days we kill everybody!

Soldier (in helicopter): Tim they got your wife!

Tim: But I'm not married!

Soldier: You are now to America!

Narrator: He went in to save his country, but found his family and lost
a friend. (Gun shot)

Tim: Hoo Chi!

Hoo Chi: Tim don't leave me! You thought me baseball game and how to
laugh!

Tim: Nooo! He would have been a fine American. (sniff) I'll cry when I'm
done killin!

Narrator: Get your self a body bag, strap your self in, start making
friends... the American way! Exploder: Evacuator Part 2! Rated PG may
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 11:37 PM       
[loveline] Is it normal to have a circular bump on your penis that changes colors with your mood?[/loveline]
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 12:02 AM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 12:36 AM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 12:44 AM       
Lucy in the skyyyy with dye-mins. Lucy in the skyyyy wit dye-mons. OOHHAAAAAAAAAHHA. Some people say something something something something. Something something something something SMILE! Bum bum buh dum buh. (repeat 5 times).
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 01:09 AM       
This still doesn't feel the same to me.
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