Originally Posted by executioneer
"hey, happy sixth birthday, lame internet quote"
Jesus has approved this post.
Clement, my son. I never turned to the way of the sword, and neither should my children. Except for that time that I was a ninja (when I was around the age of 16), but I managed to talk King James out of including that in his version of my holy book.
Now listen, you fucking little bitch, I want you to cut that anime shit out. It's turning you gay. I'd know, being Jesus and all. And damned if I don't hate the homos!
Your pal J.C.