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Old Aug 19th, 2011, 01:25 PM       
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Also GW is too goddamn good and I just want to trounce that ******
I'm trying to trick him into a draw :notbloodylikely
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 11:53 AM       
10KVG is also too damned good.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 11:10 PM       
thats what you guys get for playing chess with a vulcan ;/
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 11:26 PM       
Jesus fucking Christ make a god damn account already Kahl.

I'm sick of just politely saying good game every now and then for no appearent reason.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 05:02 AM       
i would but i dont want to lose my reputation as a smart person
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 11:06 AM       
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thats what you guys get for playing chess with a vulcan ;/
I would estimate the odds at winning as 3,768.7 to 1
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Old Aug 25th, 2011, 10:02 PM       
What do you all think of that "Tactics Trainer" thing?

I began by losing points at a prodigious rate, bottoming out in the mid 600's, and have since gradually increased my rating to a (maybe) respectable 870-ish. As my rating increases, I find the difficulty of the problems increases, but at a gradual rate.

I believe it is helping my game, if only to enable me to recognize certain game situations for what they are.
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Old Aug 25th, 2011, 10:08 PM       
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Old Aug 25th, 2011, 10:20 PM       
Yes, 3 scenarios per day. Of course, if you PAY you get unlimited access. Eff that, 3 tactics is about all I can handle in a 24 hour period!
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Old Aug 25th, 2011, 11:32 PM       
Tactics Trainer makes me mad when it's a puzzle with about 25 pieces still on the board and there's four moves to solve it. It's like, come on
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Old Aug 25th, 2011, 11:56 PM       
Holy crap Flagg that was the meanest checkmate ever
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Old Aug 26th, 2011, 01:09 AM       
Man, I hate chess now.
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Old Aug 26th, 2011, 11:56 PM       
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Holy crap Flagg that was the meanest checkmate ever
Would you believe I was planning that for about 4 moves?
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Old Aug 26th, 2011, 11:57 PM       
I just made a stupid move against GW - and I know he will make me pay for it.
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Old Aug 26th, 2011, 11:58 PM       
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Tactics Trainer makes me mad when it's a puzzle with about 25 pieces still on the board and there's four moves to solve it. It's like, come on
I just did one like that (oodles of pieces, 4 moves), and it didn't even end in checkmate! WTF??
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 02:54 AM       
Is gw genuine saucy?

ConditionalMove- yeah he is

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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 03:05 AM       
What does that conditional move shit even do? I wasn't aware it was a thing until like 5 minutes ago.
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 03:46 AM       
You can set up future moves based on your opponent's anticipated move. For instance, it was obvious that your next move in our game was to take the rook so I set up my next move after that to save time
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Old Aug 30th, 2011, 04:53 AM       
Unlimited tactic trainer here.

http://chesstempo.com/
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Old Aug 30th, 2011, 06:25 AM       
I'm good for only 3 at a shot anyway. :shortattentionspan
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Old Sep 2nd, 2011, 10:03 AM       
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Right back atcha, bro.
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Old Sep 6th, 2011, 05:28 AM       
Flagg sometimes I like to be treated to dinner or a movie before my DAILY ANAL RAPE
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Old Sep 6th, 2011, 01:33 PM       
Next time, a reach-around. I promise.
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Old Sep 6th, 2011, 02:15 PM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2011, 02:57 PM       
I'm employing this new dynamic pawn only technique against milhouse.
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