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Old Feb 13th, 2006, 12:31 PM        The Kurt Vonnegut "Jailbird" Discussion Thread (faggots go away)
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Old Feb 13th, 2006, 01:11 PM       
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Old Feb 13th, 2006, 11:51 PM       
Ok, what the hell.

Hi Esuohlim, hi faggot.

How are you two today?
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 12:28 AM       
F99Cloud (7:34:45 PM): Hey.
camacazio (7:34:50 PM): man you again
camacazio (7:34:55 PM): what's up?
F99Cloud (7:38:58 PM): Sorry.
camacazio (7:39:49 PM): none needed
camacazio (7:39:56 PM): regail me with a tale of the savage land from whence you came
F99Cloud (7:41:30 PM): brb

IT'S NOW 7:51 ASSHOLE I'M NOT SWIMMING IN FREE TIME HERE
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 12:39 AM       
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I'M NOT SWIMMING IN FREE TIME HERE
I am so going to use this at work tomorrow!!
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 12:45 AM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 12:46 AM       
[19:24] Switch Dingo: WHAT WOULD YOU DO
[19:24] Switch Dingo: IF YOU WERE USING A PUBLIC RESTOOM
[19:24] Switch Dingo: and when you opened the stall and looked inside at the toilet
[19:24] Switch Dingo: you just see someone's internal organs all in the bowl
[19:24] Switch Dingo: and shit and blood every where
[19:24] Switch Dingo: bloody hand prints
[19:24] Switch Dingo: and footprints
[19:25] Switch Dingo: what would you do
[19:25] F99Cloud: Wipe off the seat. Then, business as usual.
[19:25] F99Cloud: Seriously, walk out and fucking tell someone.
[19:26] Switch Dingo: you wouldn't stand there in shock
[19:26] Switch Dingo: and just gaze upon the human disaster
[19:26] F99Cloud: Well, yeah.
[19:26] F99Cloud: I would.
[19:26] Switch Dingo: and wonder how they walked away from it
[19:29] Switch Dingo: like their intestine
[19:29] Switch Dingo: and stomach
[19:29] Switch Dingo: and liver
[19:29] Switch Dingo: like they just exploded from the sterum down
[19:29] Switch Dingo: into a toilet bowl
[19:32] F99Cloud: Ugh.
[19:32] Switch Dingo: BUT THERE IS NO BODY
[19:32] Switch Dingo: THEY WERE AWSOME ENOUGH TO SOMEHOW CRAWL OUT
[19:32] F99Cloud: I know.
[19:32] F99Cloud: God, I don't know what I would think about that.
[19:32] Switch Dingo: I would be worried about what he ate that caused that
[19:33] Switch Dingo: and hope that i didn't eat it
[19:35] Switch Dingo: maybe you would never want to eat again
[19:37] F99Cloud: I wouldn't. :/
[19:37] Switch Dingo: serious
[19:37] Switch Dingo: how crazy
[19:37] F99Cloud: What made you think of that?
[19:38] Switch Dingo: ino
[19:38] Switch Dingo: just thought of it =(
[19:39] F99Cloud: brb

IT'S NOW 8:06 AND HE HASN'T RETURNED
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 01:03 AM       
sam, your friend probably killed someone.
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 01:09 AM       
UPDATE GUYS:

[20:24] F99Cloud: I"M BACK GODDAMNIT
[20:24] F99Cloud: OH MAN MY STOMACH
[20:24] F99Cloud: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I LEFT IN THE TOILET
[20:24] Switch Dingo: :O
[20:25] F99Cloud: :o

AND ALSO WE HAVE THIS BREAKING NEWS TO REPORT:

[20:27] F99Cloud: God damnit I hate dale.
[20:28] Switch Dingo: me too
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 01:14 AM       
So yeah my day was alright i bought an extenal hard drive and i don't really know what i'm going to back it up with but I know that pornography will somehow find it's way in there
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 01:15 AM       
EARLIER TODAY:

[19:08] F99Cloud: I got an extra drive now. What should I use it for?
[19:09] Switch Dingo: PORN
[19:09] F99Cloud: That was my first choice! :D
[19:09] Switch Dingo: :O
[19:09] F99Cloud: But i'll need to buy it.
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 01:21 AM       
I definitely know a lot of roms will be there.
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 01:23 AM       
Maybe. :/
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 01:49 AM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 02:02 AM       
Hey, Misdemonar. How've you been today?
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 02:15 AM       
Sevn Force you look just like this kid I know named Ephrum.
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 02:16 AM       
I tried to get anthoer job today..I failed. How are you?
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 02:17 AM       
I quit at my theater to work at teh Pizza hut The faggots at Block Buster refuse to hire me. I'm gonna make a fuckign Stink Nuke and put it in the return bin.
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 02:21 AM       
same here too, 'cept I sorta know them. They know that R rated movies burn my flesh.
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 02:31 AM       
There's a Blockbuster right nextdoor to me, and they turned me down. They don't really even do a thing during the daytime, why I couldn't get the daytime shift I dunno.
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 02:41 AM       
I'm doing ok. I'm thinking about getting an XBOX so I can mod it and play emulated games with an actual control pad. Sorry to hear about your shitty jobs (or lack thereof).
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 01:17 PM       
Some of the ROMs on the net are great fun.

Have you ever played Battletoads, the NES version, Seven Force?
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 07:17 PM       
i'll have a pack of marlboro lights in a box.
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 07:36 PM       
I hope you dont smoke them infront of your children
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 07:44 PM       
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