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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 05:43 PM        MOCK WARS 2K7 SIGNUP THREAD
Hey. Hey fgts.

Mock war.

Right now I'd like to start this February 14th. For most of you who don't know because you will die EMPTY AND ALONE, that's Valentine's Day. I figure you'll all have some aggression to work out at or around that date.

Scheduling:
February 14-16: (Wed,Thurs,Fri) Qualifiers. Qualifiers will be handled just like last year, where everyone in the competition piles into a handful of threads and tries to be funnier than everyone else (it is handled this way because you all have experience doing this).
February 17-18th: (Sat, Sun) Voting will take place on the qualifiers, and the top 16 mockers will advance to round 1.
Rounds will be held in two blocks (A and B) per week, with 3 days of competition followed by 4 days of voting.
February 19-21: (Mon,Tues,Wed) Round 1, Block A mockers fight.
February 22-25: (Thurs,Fri,Sat,Sun) Round 1, Block A fights are voted on.
February 22-24: (Thurs,Fri,Sat) Round 1, Block B mockers fight.
February 25-28: (Sun,Mon,Tues,Wed) Round 1, Block B fights are voted on.
February 26-28: Round 2, Block A mockers fight.
March 1-4: Round 2, Block A fights are voted on.
March 1-3: Round 2, Block B mockers fight.
March 4-7: Round 2, Block B fights are voted on.
March 5-7: Round 3, Block A mockers fight.
March 8-11: Round 3, Block A fights are voted on.
March 8-10: Round 3, Block B mockers fight.
March 11-14: Round 3, Block B fights are voted on.
In the finals, the remaining two participants agree on a three-day span that works best for them, then the four days after are reserved for voting.

Winners and runner-ups will receive GIFTS of VALUE. Last year the winner got a trophy, pickle hat, wacky space goggles, and signed Pickleman #1 comic. This year will be better!

If you are interested in participating in the Mock Wars, please say so in this thread.

If you would like to vote in the Mock Wars, please say so in this thread.



Participants:

Competitors
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Fartin Mowler
Chojin
Fathom Zero
Rongi
CaptainBubba
J. Tithonus Pednaud
Evil Robot
Sethomas
Max Burbank
TheBigGameOver
The Mock Warrior
Grislygus
WHAT
Esuohlim
Jixby Phillips
xbxDaniel
Kahljorn
Nate Flax
Lenor
Guitar Woman
George (w/ BlueFox)
ArrowX
Misdemonar

Voters
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DuFresne
Sadie
Mockery
MR. DANNY TATOM
MarioRPG
Schimid
DehydratedPorkMan
Emu
SicktodeathMX
Dire Flamingo
Zomboid
EverythingWillSuck
Angryhydralisk
BigTimeBanned
eggyolk
Noob3
King Hadas
MLE
Yggdrasill
Moobs
GADZOOKS
Everyone in the Mock Wars Participants usergroup from last year (voters and participants) FULL LIST
Everyone in the Chojin's Unicorn Glitter Starship usergroup (a collection of 'old time vets') FULL LIST

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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 05:54 PM       
Could we pair up with someone? I'm still not the best at photoshop and would like to have someone skilled like Metal as my partner, if he would be willing, like tag team wrestling.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 06:15 PM       
I don't have a problem if people want to make a new account and share passwords.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 06:34 PM       
Watch me disgrace myself!

*counts in*
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 06:53 PM       
I feel like I can participate.

Count me in.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 08:14 PM       
i want in
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 08:28 PM       
I'll vote.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 08:53 PM       
jeez i hope i don' break my humurous bone
I'm in as a mocker
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 09:19 PM       
I'm good at being humorously pissed off at someone I genuinely don't like, but when it comes to a blatant unprovoked mocking, I have little confidence in my abilities.

I'll vote!
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 09:43 PM       
I get made fun of enough. Count me out. But I would like to vote.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 09:52 PM       
Are there going to be requirements to be a participant or voter?

I'd like to vote.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 10:11 PM       
Zeldasbiggestfan should not be allowed to participate in any event after his secret santana debacle.

I wish this happened in December or I would be in this thing Since the voters are nothing but teenage nerds I shall be the cool adult vote.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 10:13 PM       
I hope Orange Juice Bruce Participates...
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 10:38 PM       
i wanna vote again.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 11:41 PM       
I'll be voting as well.
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 01:18 AM       
i wanna vote :D
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 02:43 AM       
I want to play

I don't have photoshop or a camera this time though bc/ my computer broked.
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 02:57 AM       
Man, if it was summer I'd have dozens of hours of free time to whip up some great mockings and give my unlucky opponent whatfor

I'll be a voter
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 04:24 AM       
I believe I will throw my tophat into the ring. Sounds like sadomasochistic fun and adventure!
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 04:45 AM       
xbx, the only requirement for entry is that you sign up here, although we admins reserve the right to not let someone compete or vote for any reason.

Glad I'm getting so many responses to this when the boards have been relatively dead lately. Especially glad Tithonus is participating! All of you kids run out and tell your friends about this. I'd still really like to get some humorists from other sites in on this.

http://i-mockery.net/viewforum.php?f=30

Here are the backups for last year's Mock War, for those of you who missed it.
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 10:22 AM       
I'd rather not have my self-esteem crippled at the moment. I'd like to vote please.
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 10:36 AM       
I hope Bubsy doesn't participate. Everyone would lose.
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 11:42 AM       
I'd do it, but three benefactors keep me from doing it....

1. MS Paint is no Photoshop.

2. Limited time around computers.

3. My humor only comes in unintentional spurts.

I'll still try the qualifiers or at least vote, because I am a masochist fueled by the power of starvation and sexual teasing. Reading the previous one had me in tears laughing.
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 11:59 AM       
Hydralisk, all competitors can vote, but you need to make a decision as to whether you're competing or voting only.
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 12:19 PM       
Okay, I'll compete.
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