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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 11:52 PM       
More like Jake Busey.
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Old Mar 27th, 2008, 10:23 AM       
I've never, ever had a falling dream, that I know of. Never had a flying dream either. Maybe it's a physical thing because I'm limited? Dunno. All of the books say they're the most common types, and I've never had one.
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Old Mar 27th, 2008, 01:09 PM       
Well, i once saw a dream in which i had sex with a huge pterodactyl.
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Old Mar 27th, 2008, 03:33 PM       
I've had the dream several times that I'm in class, but in bed, half-asleep. My teacher's yelling at me to get up, but I ignore her. You might think it's akward but it's a favorite of mine, as it allows me to enjoy lying in bed while sleeping. Pretty sweet, eh?
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Old Mar 27th, 2008, 03:58 PM       
i had one a couple of days ago
i was taking a bath then when i come out a friend has a car in the living room and he says something like nice car hu?, then a howling sound can be heard, we then get in the car and drive trough the door shooting machine guns that were mounted in the car until we sucumb to our inevitable death
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Old Mar 27th, 2008, 04:15 PM       
Have you ever had a dream that mirrors reality in that you're asleep and need to urinate, and you dream that you get up and go to the bathroom but in reality are still in bed?

My god those suck. (and no, I've never wet the bed, but I scared myself a couple of times)
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Old Mar 27th, 2008, 08:42 PM       
On nights when I stay up later than usual(About 5 AM, always over the weekends), I have vivid dreams. They're in a group of different environments, but once, I thought "What if they're all really close and connected?". I started to think out a map in my mind, and it's sort of like this:

The main area is downtown. It always changes, except for a few key features:It's always next to a river. Or an ocean, it varies between dreams. It has a huge mall with an arcade about the size of a department store. The mall has 4 floors(varies, but 4 is the most I've seen) and a hotel/casino. Sometimes, it's connected to a museum. Downtown also has a group of buildings that look like a university. These buildings are next to the river.

Most of the time, I start out in the suburbs, driving through maze-like back streets. Shopping centers and gas stations are everywhere. The suburbs and downtown are divided by a railroad track, although I've never seen any trains go by.

Other times, I go towards the edge of the city(West), where the industrial park is. No foliage at all near it. Many abandoned silos and/or chimneys. On the west side of the industrial park is a vast desert, with an obligatory government base somewhere out in the middle of it.

To the North of the park is a dense forest, combined with both a swamp and another river. Occasionally, I find a castle or a shack deep in there, and both are obviously haunted. That's about it.
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Old Mar 27th, 2008, 10:43 PM       
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Last night I had a dream that Willie & I were looking after a baby, but for some reason we were in a school, & they had a no baby policy, so we had to hide it everytime someone went passed. And I just knew the baby's mom was going to be mad at us.
It's been six months since I last had a dream about people on this forum. Odd.
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 01:54 AM       
So one day I fell asleep listening to Dragonforce (I really don't care if they suck or not, so please don't tell me) and I proceeded to have the 2nd weirdest dream of my life. (The 1st weirdest will come later). My Dragonforce dream was an animated Dragonforce music video, where me and all of my friends had weird-ass superpowers, and we fought George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and my friend Thomas. I was working as a file clerk at the time, so my super-power was the ability to summon paper out of the air, and give people really bad paper cuts. My friend michael, who has like 3 potato cannons, sprouted said cannons out of his arms. And my girlfriend commanded an army of zombie squirrels.

The weirdest dream I ever had, I had when I was 7 years old. In the dream, I woke up in my house at sometime around noon (it was really bright outside) so I got up to look for my parents, but no one was there. My sister was gone too. And there was absolutely no sound. I couldn't even yell. And even though it was really bright outside, the shadows in my house were all really long, and sometimes I would see one move out of the corner of my eye. So I decided to leave the house to look around my neighborhood. I went to my neighbor's house, and their door was unlocked, so I went inside. Their house was filled with the same weird shadows, but for whatever reason, I went into their basement. There's a door in their basement that leads to a little workshop, but when I opened it, the inside was pitch black, even though I knew the room had windows. Then I turned around, and the shadows of everyone in my neighborhood were standing upright right behind me, and I could tell they wanted to kill me. Somehow I made it out of the house, and as I was running up the street to my house, I noticed that everything was in black and white. Then I began to sink into the pavement. I looked behind me, and the shadows of my neighbors were lurking everywhere there would normally be a shadow. Except now, they were shaped like wolves. In unison, they all charged at me, and then I woke up, sweating.

Thinking about that dream still scares me to this day.
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 02:09 AM       
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It's been six months since I last had a dream about people on this forum. Odd.
I had a dream a few weeks ago where Chojin and Schimid were hanging out at my parents' house eating chips
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 03:24 AM       
what a realistic dream!
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 03:43 AM       
You wanted to play video games and all I had were controllers without consoles so Schimid pretended he was playing video games with them while you gave him looks.

I wish I was kidding. I have the most mundane dreams these days.
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 05:35 AM       
that thread pub quoted makes me angry
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 06:08 AM       
Milhouse, the fact that you dream about people on this forum is not all that weird. The fact that you dream about chojin and schimid playing video games and eating chips has me concerned though. I WILL GIVE YOU THE NUMBER OF A GOOD THERAPIST IF YOU LIKE!

My dreams range from downright horrifying to the point where I can't tell anyone what it was, to so fucking bizarre that I'll spend like half an hour trying to figure out what the fuck that was about.
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 02:17 PM       
I had another weird dream last night, and this is it, as far as I can decipher it, 'cause it was very confusing for the most part.

Okay, I'm in a hotel and there's a guy, who looks very similar to John Goodman looking for his shoe. He's panicky in the extreme, and I see his shoe lying on the floor, so I give it to him. He puts it on and rushes off without another word.
I find this very suspicious and follow him to a room in the hotel. The door is unlocked and I open it, to find the guy who was looking for his shoe beating a naked man tied to a chair with a bar of chocolate. Another guy, who I don't know but see regularly on the bus to school, bursts through a hallway and tells me to kick his ass, but the John Goodman-lookalike runs away before I get a chance.
I chase him, catch him, kick his ass, steal his clothes and look him into a small cabinet.

There was some more to it, I think, but it was really a very jumbled mess.
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 05:46 PM       
Last night I was dreaming that I was a PREGNANT MAN and I had this weird little device that could go on the internet, play games, and tell me my "completion rate" for my pregnancy. Turns out with was a chestburster from the alien movies and I was just fine afterwards. Very, very odd.
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 08:29 PM       
I had a very weird ream last night, and I dunno if I should worry about this, but I had a dream I was in a cave or something, and it was pitch black, the floor was cold and I couldn't get up. I woke up under my bed. This has to be a joke by my sister; I'm a very heavy sleeper, so it wouldn't be hard to move me without waking me. I've slept through a thunderstorm, even when lightning struck our transformer.
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Old Mar 30th, 2008, 12:05 AM       
I had a nightmare that was exactly like an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? Probably because I watched Are You Afraid of the Dark.
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Old Mar 30th, 2008, 05:26 AM       
Dr. O: Yeah, my brother has played with me when I was sleeping too. This is what happened, according to him anyway:
I was sleeping in my bed, and my brother came into my room. He was bored, so he took a pillow and put it on my face. I kind of batted it off in my sleep, but he put it back on. This process was repeated a couple of times, until I, still in my sleep, punched him right in the face and then batted the pillow off. I kept sleeping, but my brother told me about it later, and we both thought it was funny, so good for us.
Guess I didn't hit him hard enough.
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Old Mar 30th, 2008, 06:17 AM       
I was dreaming that i was in a ballet class outdoors, and people cheer me up and clap their hands, then suddenly a friend of mine that i don't know where he came from or where we were at that time, he invited me to his apartment, then he started to rolling a joint that was at the size of a middle finger, the thing is that the joint felt idown nto the floor, i suddenly woke up and i wanted to smoke it and i almost search under the bed, then i realize that was a dream
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Old Mar 30th, 2008, 07:26 AM       
I know what you mean EP, only by me it was a yoghurt and it was in the fridge, but when I went to eat it, it wasn't there. And all I wanted was a yoghurt.
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Old Mar 30th, 2008, 01:56 PM       
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Dr. O: Yeah, my brother has played with me when I was sleeping too. This is what happened, according to him anyway:
I was sleeping in my bed, and my brother came into my room. He was bored, so he took a pillow and put it on my face. I kind of batted it off in my sleep, but he put it back on. This process was repeated a couple of times, until I, still in my sleep, punched him right in the face and then batted the pillow off. I kept sleeping, but my brother told me about it later, and we both thought it was funny, so good for us.
Guess I didn't hit him hard enough.
Hahahaah my friend kept poking me one time while I was asleep, and apparently I punched him, so when I woke up his face was all swollen and his mom was still getting onto him since he egged me on. That's really weird how people can do that without waking up.
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Old Mar 30th, 2008, 03:56 PM       
Last night I dreamt I wrote for I-Mockery. No shit.
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Old Mar 31st, 2008, 07:53 PM       
I had one last night, where I was at school, but the halls kept changing, so I couldn't find my way to classes, and I eventually got stuck in the girl's locker room, and I was freaking out and the girls came in and were all WTF PERV and I got thrown into the air conditioning unit. It made no sense. I woke up think 'What the hell."
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Old Apr 1st, 2008, 09:03 AM       
I had one hell of a nightmare last night. I was a little girl (not myself), and was standing outside when this other little girl came up behind me. She had just moved from China, I think, and she was wearing old-fashioned clothes and carrying pieces of toy train track. She said, "Do you want to play with my trains?" and when I turned around her face morphed from this normal kid-face into some terrifying lumpy stretched-out expression (not too different from the "black hole sun" video). I screamed and ran away, but she kept following me.

I ran home (in the dream I lived in a mobile home with a deck built all around) and hid inside. There were three doors...one on each end and one in the middle, and every time I looked out, there she was, standing in the doorway with that horrible smile. I'd scream and lock each one and she'd immediately be at another one. Then I peeped out a window and saw she'd laid down toy train track all around the house. Just as I was looking to see how far the train track went, she appeared in front of the window. "Do you want to play with my trains?" and then her face slowly stretched out again. Just as I was screaming and slamming the window shut, I woke up with my heart pounding.

I figured it was because I had read the spoiler for Shutter, watched a tv show where people were playing with toy trains, and right before I fell asleep I was watching Kill Bill v2 with the scene in the trailer.

Then when I fell back to sleep, I had a dream that I was in a parking lot that was completely coated in ice, cars included. People were falling left and right but it was like a party atmosphere. I was getting around by kneeling and pushing myself along with a stick. I passed one car and looked in the backseat, and Mitch Hedberg was in there doing drugs. He gave me the finger. I said "Okay, Mitch" and kept on going.

I have no idea why I would have dreamed that.
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