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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 02:51 AM        Challenge to Zhukov
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OAO, don't feel discouraged from people taking the piss. I will give you $500 if you post a photo of you touching a girl, any girl. For real.
Source: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14260

I can satisfy this challenge; show me da money!
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 02:53 AM       
don't do it zhukov; you didn't say human girl
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 03:04 AM       
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 03:06 AM       
In Australian money, $500 is like 2 quaters
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 03:16 AM       
Still no picture? What are you, scouring google until you find one that's "believable" enough?
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 03:19 AM       
I'm not going to post it until Zhukov confirms he's still game.
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 03:28 AM       
DEFEND YOUR E-PEEN, WRETCH
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 03:34 AM       
SIX. FUCKING. YEARS.
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 03:36 AM       
Santas got a sack full of hotdogs just for this occasion
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 03:38 AM       
oao do you still have torgo legs
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 03:41 AM       
So, what wowed her? Your punctuation-be-damned attitude, or your unwavering obsession over proving people on the internet wrong?
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 03:43 AM       


Who could resist that?
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 03:58 AM       

Thanks for killing some of my time before bed.
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 07:47 AM       
The offer related to the sad, desperate and delusional gobshite you were then, not the probable sad, desperate and delusional gobshite you are now.




People used to care for a laugh, but it's been too long now. Go away.
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 11:36 AM       
Wow, that was 6+ years ago. Infants have been born and went to school in that time. Seems like you lost alot of sleep over that issue. O.o
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 11:59 AM       
It took him this long to put on enough weight in order to over power a girl and force her to take a picture with him.
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 04:16 PM       
I was just digging through the old thread backups and saw it. Trying to see what the hell people could blackmail me with.
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 04:27 PM       
You and that Pram guy are lovers arent you?
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 05:22 PM       
I approve of this thread. It has so much potential.
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 06:55 PM       
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anonymous - I'd like to see a chart of the amount of times Terra has something stupid to say to the amount of times she posts. My guess is that it'd resemble the 'extreme training' program on an exercise bike.

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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 08:17 PM       
Reading his thread has made me think some deep stuff.
I'd like to apologize for all my past and future retarded posts. Please give me the strength to not be this sad schmuck.
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 08:23 PM       
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Also, I just read that thread OaO linked. I am quite disappointed it didn't end with said girl being imaginary
who knows what secrets the majestic OaO holds
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 08:36 PM       
A stupid grudge, apparently.
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