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Old Sep 16th, 2012, 06:35 PM       
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thanks, my plan is to eat tylenol and watch netflix and I'll die or get better or something

kids are germ bombs, I haven't been this sick all the time since I worked in the ER
That sucks. I was sick for a solid 2 months back a couple of years ago.
Now I take Vitamin D every day and so far haven't been sick since.

"The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!", "V.R. Troopers", and "Big Bad Beetleborgs" are all on Netflix.
These shows are awesome when you're sick. Watch them and get better.
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Old Sep 16th, 2012, 08:33 PM       
Wishing me well proves you have all become soft soft pansylike people

you should be making with the indifference and/or derision

anyhow, thanks, I am slightly less miserable today and managed to eat a Mothman Pancake with blueberry eyes
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Old Sep 16th, 2012, 09:16 PM       
I was looking for some sort of "Sorry you feel like a pussy." pic.
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Old Sep 16th, 2012, 09:43 PM       
I was just being nice so that I could get in your pants. What size pants do you wear by the way?
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Old Sep 16th, 2012, 10:18 PM       
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Old Sep 16th, 2012, 10:38 PM       
let's not worry about my pants
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Old Sep 17th, 2012, 08:02 AM       
i'm worried about you not making enough mothman pancakes to share
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Old Sep 17th, 2012, 08:37 AM       
My mom made mothman pancakes yesterday since I was out of commission and they looked remarkably like your avatar, with blueberry eyes:



I planned to make the more standard version when I felt less like crap.
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Old Sep 17th, 2012, 10:52 AM       
delicious i will eat them all

sometimes i think i should make pancakes for dinner because my mornings consist of "OOOAAAAUUUGHHHH I DON'T WANT TO GET OUT OF BED" and then suddenly i'm in my car driving away
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Old Sep 17th, 2012, 01:39 PM       
I can imagine them letting out some kind of screeching sound as you bite into them :O
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Old Sep 17th, 2012, 02:25 PM       
If they could figure out a way to do that, that would be aces. Like how potatoes shriek in the microwave.
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Old Sep 17th, 2012, 02:33 PM       
once i made blueberry pancakes and ate one of them too soon because i'm a big fat idiot who apparently doesn't know that the blueberries retain the heat longer. ouchums.


we have a bunch of spiders so we have to feed them. the other night we put a too-big cricket in with a flower crab spider. we decided to put off removing the cricket until the next day, and put a moth in there too.

the next day the cricket was standing in the middle of the jar, and off to the side was a wet pile of spider parts... with a moth on top.

so that cricket became food for a much bigger, much faster, and much more voracious dolomedes.
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Old Sep 17th, 2012, 02:48 PM       
well, at least the spider parts were wet, they like their food wet
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Old Sep 17th, 2012, 02:52 PM       
wait, who likes their food wet? not that it matters, since all three parties involved are dead now.

also i just so happened to pick up one of the vials in which we keep spiderlings just as one of them was having its first molt. ADORABLE.
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Old Sep 17th, 2012, 05:41 PM       
your post made me think that the moth killed the spider ;/
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Old Sep 17th, 2012, 05:44 PM       
IT ALL COMES BACK TO THE MOTH

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Old Sep 17th, 2012, 09:57 PM       
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Old Sep 17th, 2012, 11:46 PM       
I'm going to the midnight release of borderlands 2. I want to play it that bad. Never been to a midnight release from gamestop before.
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Old Sep 17th, 2012, 11:55 PM       
oh no mothman in a jar at least he's fucking dead
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Old Sep 17th, 2012, 11:57 PM       
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I'm going to the midnight release of borderlands 2. I want to play it that bad. Never been to a midnight release from gamestop before.
I've done it before. The one I went to was super fast.
They had employees mark everyone's receipt in line to separate the fully-payed people from those who just put $5.00 or whatever down.
Then they let two people in at a time, one fully payed, one just reserved.
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Old Sep 18th, 2012, 02:54 AM       
It was surprisingly not bad. You paid in full before 12 and were given a number based on the time you paid. Then they made a line based on groups of people's numbers. 1's then 2's, then 3's. It went up to about 15. I was 5, so got mine relatively fast. Now I'm waiting for the game to install to my hard drive. The nerd factor at that place was large. I watched 2 guys argue about halo for 15 minutes. Then they both shook hands at the end and it was super gay.
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Old Sep 18th, 2012, 06:08 AM       
Living right beside this, I pass by it many times and can tell you it's just a giant cone right now- I guess they're trucking the pieces into place for a bigger, less flammable golden cow.

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Old Sep 18th, 2012, 09:22 AM       
NOOOOOOOOO

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Old Sep 18th, 2012, 06:58 PM       
My wife bought us year memberships to the L.A. Zoo and we spent an awesome day yesterday there. There were a lot of baby animals being cuddled by their families and the serve beer as well.

I've had many presents but this one is my favorite. :babyanimals
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Old Sep 18th, 2012, 07:08 PM       
You should visit the columbus zoo someday- you can watch Amish drink beer as they observe baby animals.

You still looking like the Ebola Syndrome guy?
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