One day in a land far far away, further than Airplane Restroom , there lived a girl named Latasha . Latasha was very horny and nice and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Chet thought of getting into her pantaloons . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 888 hours straight, Chet slurped over to Latasha 's house and said to her KISS MAH GRITS! Latasha you are so fanciful ! I'd love to take you to The Hot Chicks Room and kiss you on the penis and then you would be mine Forever. Well Latasha thought that this was poop-stained , He was pretty urine-soaked and had a nice hellhole , So she agreed. Little did he know Latasha had a secret. So off they went to The Hot Chicks Room and he did kiss her on the penis and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their flannel shirt and their sock . I LOVE TITS! ! Chet shouted! Latasha had a left tit where her right tit should be. But it was to late she was his forever.
The moral of the story is don't count your tweezers before they leap .
fuck i should just read out of a book of mad libs or something