dear richmond guys

[george]

i am thinking of possibly moving near, or to Richmond.

any of you guys have any suggestions on where i could move to. intraweb is fine for giving an idea of how much places are running down there, but better to ask someone that is there.

looking for 2 to 3 bedrooms, 1.5 bath, crack free street.

any suggestions?

[Chojin]

How about we get a place in Massachusetts together. That way I'm close to Carnivore and you're within stalking distance of Max Burbank.

[george]

too far, had a lot of arguments recently about how far i want to go with the kids. and without VERY nasty court proceedings i sort of have to work with my soon to be ex wife a little.

too bad though, i may hate the cold, but i never go out anyhow so MAASS wouln not be objectionable.

[glowbelly]

there's girls in richmond, too, ya know.

not me, though

i was gonna move there once, but then i sobered up.

[george]

and i pick up a fairly decent radio station from there on occasion.

[Mockery]

Don't do it. It's not worth moving here. Not at all.

However, if you insist on moving to Richmond because you're stupid, you can live in the "city" (I don't even consider it a real city, it's that puny) and get a smaller place, or you can move out to the West End (near Short Pump, etc.) which is getting built up like crazy. Rent is fairly cheap out here and you get a lot of space for your money, but expect a good 20 minute drive or so if you wanna go into the "city" area. You could always move halfway between the city and the West End to get the best of both worlds. Patterson Avenue runs from one end to the other and there's some good apartment complexes on there (or near there).

I strongly urge you NOT to move to Richmond though. Can't stress that enough.

[george]

CAN IT POSSIBLY BE WORSE THAN WHERE I AM NOW?

you have seen the dump i have been dealing with in MD. anywhere would be better.

but i understand what you're getting at.

sigh. everywhere sucks. I AM GOING TO MOVE TO THE MOON.

[Blue Fox]

<- This is Bubba

Bubba: But George, how we gonna live on the moon? Isn't there no couches for me to attack?

[Blue Fox]

maybe i shoulda found a better pic

Bubba's head is much fatter than that

[Chojin]

Northern Maryland isn't bad! Seriously!

[sadie]

if richmond is "puny," the city i live in is like a speck of dust.

[mburbank]

Salem Mass is the best God damn place on Earth! Why? Because I live there. And the have a fucking STATUE of ELIZABETH MONTGOMERY, which as God is my witness I intend to get naked and mount if the temperature this summer breaks the century mark. I am going to give myself an Elizabeth Montgomery shaped full body burn.

George. I am sorry to hear things are poorly for your marriage. Seriously. Being close geographically to the chilluns is way more important thatn what city you end up in.

[george]

my liking for richmond is more that it is the closest city that is REASONABLY affordable.

would you pay 1600 a month for a three bedrom, 1ba townhouse.

cause that is pretty much all that is here

[Protoclown]

Hey George, some good places to live are in The Fan, which is more in "the city", Patterson Avenue is good (there are lots of houses and apartments along it, and they're pretty cheap), or the West End out towards Short Pump...Roger pretty much mentioned all these.

And yeah, Richmond may not be the most exciting place in the world, but to me, it's home, and I know a lot of really cool people here. And if you moved here, hell, that'd be one more.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by mburbank

Salem Mass is the best God damn place on Earth! Why? Because I live there. And the have a fucking STATUE of ELIZABETH MONTGOMERY, which as God is my witness I intend to get naked and mount if the temperature this summer breaks the century mark. I am going to give myself an Elizabeth Montgomery shaped full body burn.

Salem was extremely cool when we visited there, you lucky bastard. I really wanna go back sometime, especially during October to see just how crazy things get around there.

[mburbank]

Hey, if you come, we could worship the statue with burnt offrings! That would be bound to offend all sorts of different people!

[Carnivore]

I would break my seclusion for that. I'll start looking for goat farms in the area. I'm sure we can find some in Middleton or something....

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Oh, lord....if you guys go to Salem in October, I'm going too. I was planning a trip in the next year or so anyway.....I, too, would like to hump the statue of Elizabeth Montgomery

[Protoclown]

MOCK REUNION IN SALEM THIS OCTOBER! WOOOO!

[Misdemonar]

I suck at PS

[mburbank]

Thank God you bastards never follow through on anything because I am a respected member of this community, IE very few people here have any idea what I am actually like.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I wasn't kidding....I AM planning a trip to Salem in the near future....

[Slinky Ferret]

yay take lots of photos, then I can finally see what cosmo looks like.

[Chojin]

This reminds me, we're going to organize a meet in the nearish future.

The organizing in the near future, I mean. Not the actually meeting in the near future.

You know.


You know what I mean.




Man.

[ziggytrix]

this country takes too fucking long to drive across