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george · #1

ok, i have been through some really rough crap this year.

but.

i had a dream the other night. i met a cute girl in the dream. not a knock out. just a really cute nice girl. the kind that is really cool to be around, and really easy to like, but not some super hottie. (she was actually dressed a lot like glowbelly dresses

) all punk rocky and sexy.

nothing more than holding hands in the dream, but i have had my whole soul crushed this year, and the dream made me really happy cause it was the first time i woke up happy in like a year.

so if you are cute and friendly, and work at starbucks, i may be staring at you and breathing really heavy in the near future.

glowbelly · #2

it was me. admit it.

Sethomas · #3

Nuh-uh, it was TOTALLY me.

MetalMilitia · #4

You're both wrong. It was OAO

The One and Only... · #5

Well, I do have one of those nice, large, muscular but cushiony asses - not too flabby but not too hard either. I'm a gay man's wet dream.

maggiekarp · #6

See now, OAO, if I went around saying that my ass was nice, large, muscular but cushiony, and then went foward to say I was a dude's wet dream, how would you react?

You'd call me a stupid bitch, that's what you'd do.

Now I'm not saying you're a stupid bitch, OAO, but someone might get that idea in theire head and be mean to you about it

(BTW guys my butt is not particularly bad I don't think it's an OAO butt but it's pretty nice for sitting)

The One and Only... · #7

Haven't you ever heard of a fencer's butt? Our glutes are more powerful than steel, man. Steel.

maggiekarp · #8

Have you ever heard of DDR player's butt?

It's not that nice let me tell you

The Retro Kat · #9

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Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Well, I do have one of those nice, large, muscular but cushiony asses - not too flabby but not too hard either. I'm a gay man's wet dream.

Haha, in your wet dreams, loser. OMG.

kahljorn · #10

Muscular asses are disgusting.

Cosmo Electrolux · #11

no...no they're not...on women anyway.....

MetalMilitia · #12

hot!

Dole · #13

I had a dream the other night I was in some 'steampunk' victorian version of brighton, and I could fly. It was ace.

mew barios · #14

i'm glad to see oao hasn't smartened up any while i was away

CrazyGerman · #15

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Originally Posted by george

ok, i have been through some really rough crap this year.

but.

i had a dream the other night. i met a cute girl in the dream. not a knock out. just a really cute nice girl. the kind that is really cool to be around, and really easy to like, but not some super hottie. (she was actually dressed a lot like glowbelly dresses

) all punk rocky and sexy.

nothing more than holding hands in the dream, but i have had my whole soul crushed this year, and the dream made me really happy cause it was the first time i woke up happy in like a year.

so if you are cute and friendly, and work at starbucks, i may be staring at you and breathing really heavy in the near future.

you know, that's a pretty lame excuse for being a stalker.

Chojin · #16

that's a pretty crazy response from a pretty crazy german.

Cosmo Electrolux · #17

or a hobo

george · #18

stalking is boring in the internet days.

used to be you had to a lot of work to stalk someone. now, you can know almost anything about anyone if you really want to.

but i am not above stealing panties.

so far today i have had the mixed emotions of bitter hatred and loneliness along with plenty of fresh remiders of just what a fucking rotten person i may or may not be.

AChimp · #19

I insist upon knowing of this soul crushing

george · #20

MARRIED 16 YEARS.

3 CHILDREN.

JUST BEFORE THANKSGIVING (BELIEVE IT IS BOXING DAY OR SOME SHIT IN cANADA) DAUGHTER BRINGS ME MY WIFE'S CELL PHONE CAUSE IT HAS LOVE NOTES TEXT MESSAGED TO MY WIFE FROM ANOTHER MAN (VERY INVOLVED NOTES, HOW THE HELL CAN ANYONE TEXT MESSAGE A WHOLE GODDAMN NOVEL?)

I ASK MY WIFE ABOUT IT. SHE SAYS IT IS A JOKE SOME DUDE IS PLAYING. I TRUST MY WIFE, SO I JUST DROP IT.

A WEEK LATER MY WIFE GOES TO VISIT ONE OF HER FRIENDS A FEW STATES AWAY. I GET A CALL FROM HER FRIEND. APPARENTLY MY WIFE HAS BROUGHT ANOTHER MAN WITH HER ON HER VISIT. I CONFRONT MY WIFE ABOUT IT WHEN SHE GETS HOME. LOTS OF YELLING AND FUN SHIT. SHE APOLOGIZES, LITERALLY BEGS FOR FORGIVENESS, PROMISES IT IS ALL OVER FOR HER AND HER NEW FRIEND.

THE WEEK BEFRORE CHRISTMAS A FRIEND OF MINE THROWS A PRIVATE PARTY AT A LOCAL NITE SPOT. I LEAVE A PARTY AT MY PARENTS HOUSE EARLY SO THAT I CAN RELIEVE NANCY AT THE AMERICAN LEGION WHERE WE BOTH PART TIME BARTEND.

I GET DONE AT THE LEGION EARLY, AND SINCE THE PARTY SHE WENT TO WAS TO BE ATTENDED BY EVERY GODDAMNED PERSON THAT I KNOW OR AM FRIENDS WITH IN THIS PART OF MARYLAND, PLUS THE BEER WAS GOING TO BE FREE, I DECIDED TO GO TO THE PARTY.

I GET TO THE PARTY AND WANDER AROUND TALKING TO PEOPLE I HAVE BEEN FRIENDS WITH MY WHOLE LIFE. I AM STANDING NEAR THE DANCEFLOOR, WHEN WHO SHOULD I SEE?

BUT MY EVERFUCKING WIFE MAKING OUT WITH THAT STUPID RETARD SHE WENT ON A TRIP WITH HE HAS HIS HANDS ON HER TITTIES, THEY ARE HAVING A GREAT FUCKING TIME! I AM NOT

PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE THING IN A NUTSHELL.

it was even less fun than it sounds.

Riggo44 · #21

That sucks man....the wife has probably been banging other dudes for years now. Your next wife should be Asian,they are extremely hot and loyal for sure.

Guitar Woman · #22

Make sure you get the house.

Chojin · #23

I'm really sorry for you, George. You're a good guy with a great heart and it makes me really sad that someone you love both took that for granted and abused it.

For the kids' sake, I'd recommend you distance them from their mother ASAP, whether that means staying with parents or friends or booting the wife out of the house. Whether the legal battles are messy or whatever, it's clear where her priorities lie when it comes to enriching their lives and quite frankly the less they learn from her, the better. The only way to break the white trash cycle is by distancing yourself from it, so it's good that you plan to move out regardless.