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Old Nov 16th, 2005, 04:15 PM        Staring at Breasts.


Imagine a doctor writing a prescription to an overweight man.

"I believe, sir, that you should stare at women's breasts more often. It circulates your blood."
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Old Nov 16th, 2005, 06:44 PM       
That would be quite something!
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Old Nov 16th, 2005, 06:53 PM       
I bet all those doctors were guys too
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Old Nov 16th, 2005, 07:43 PM       
Don't you look at boobs too?
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Old Nov 16th, 2005, 10:02 PM       
I got caught looking in my class tonight....she had world class boobs....
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Old Nov 16th, 2005, 10:14 PM       
I'm the healthiest guy in the world.
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Old Nov 16th, 2005, 10:19 PM       
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Old Nov 16th, 2005, 10:31 PM       
The SeaHawks are doing pretty good.
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Old Nov 16th, 2005, 10:43 PM       
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Old Nov 16th, 2005, 10:49 PM       
I bet the only reason those guys were allowed to stare at tits for ten straight minutes is because they were fit to begin with. I can't imagine guys like me who need to lower their blood pressure being extended the offer on a daily basis.
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Old Nov 17th, 2005, 09:57 AM       
Yeah, girls hate guys with high blood pressure. Real turn off, rosy.
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Old Nov 17th, 2005, 10:10 AM       
I think you have to ballance the possible benefits of tit staring against what might happen to you if a meathead boyfriend catches you ogeling his girlsfriend's tits.
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Old Nov 17th, 2005, 12:57 PM       
God I am horrible at playing it off when I get busted looked at some chick's hooters. I don't want to be rude and stare off into space while talking yet I'm too shy for eye contact. My eyes just naturally, you know.....
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Old Nov 17th, 2005, 02:57 PM       
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God I am horrible at playing it off when I get busted looked at some chick's hooters. I don't want to be rude and stare off into space while talking yet I'm too shy for eye contact. My eyes just naturally, you know.....
"I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist."

You either get slapped or laughed at anyway.
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Old Nov 17th, 2005, 03:56 PM       
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I bet the only reason those guys were allowed to stare at tits for ten straight minutes is because they were fit to begin with. I can't imagine guys like me who need to lower their blood pressure being extended the offer on a daily basis.
That's why they capture them in print for guys like you. There's no tit conspiracy out there intent on denying you your health.
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Old Nov 17th, 2005, 08:06 PM       
You know two-dimesional breasts on paper or screen are nowhere near as healthy as real gazongaz in all their three-dimensional glory! Which brings up a great question: where is all the holo-porn?! HOLO-PORN!!!

And DK, you know I was indirectly referencing my fat ass, right?
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Old Nov 18th, 2005, 04:03 PM       
you are the bane of my existence and I will feel nothing in freeing you from your mortal coil
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Old Nov 18th, 2005, 10:17 PM       
Wow so that makes like baker's dozen people you want to kill
I am extremely proud to be one of those...special people who made it...I'd like to thank...Jon Lovitz...my idol...for being the best damn actor he could be...ananannnanannd ...shit...I promised I wouldn't cry......oh fuck it...thank you Kelly...you made my dreams come to fruition!!!
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Old Nov 18th, 2005, 11:13 PM       
If I were to open a bureau drawer, insert my testicles, and slam it shut, I'd personally find the situation about as risible as the two of you.
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Old Nov 19th, 2005, 03:14 AM       
Why thank you, Seth

Dear Journal,
I made a new friend today! His name is Seth. He uses a lot of big fancy words that seem confusing to me, but he seems like a nice guy. Wow does he know a lot! I think he should make rocketships or invent a new robot that tucks me into bed. That would be totally awesome! Oh by the way journal, I invented a new smiley today! I call it "The Marge", because it looks almost EXACTLY like Marge Simpson! OK journal, hang on to your hat, because here we go! @@@:D
WOW wasn't that amazing? Maybe I can get a job one day inventing new and exiting smileys, just like the ones I see on the Internet!
Well journal, it has been another exciting day, and tomorrow is a brand new adventure just waiting to be explored!

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Old Nov 19th, 2005, 11:01 AM       
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If I were to open a bureau drawer, insert my testicles, and slam it shut, I'd personally find the situation about as risible as the two of you.
if that would mean eliminating future Seths from the gene pool, that would be wonderful. good luck with that, btw
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