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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 02:30 AM        White trash
So my new neighboors are having the state of New York pay thier rent and utilities for the simple fact that thier mother is a slut who cant keep her legs closed. One of her bastard children came to my porch with a wooden bat today, and with the support of her siblings proceeded to hit my dog with it. When my roomate confronted thier parents she was met with this actuall qoute: "why did'nt you like, let it off the leash so it coulds like, get away or somethin'?". Not an apology, not an assurance of discipline, just that it was our fault for not protecting the animal from her trespassing children.

I should also add that the State of New York pays her rent and utilities while she harbors her drug addict boyfreind and his various drug-cronies. She gets free rent because she is a skank who cant keep her legs closed. After hearing the birthdays of her children I realized their all 10 months apart. I had no idea that was physically posible and no, none of them are adopted.
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 02:53 AM       
i would fucking beat the shit out of some punk white kids for beating my dog with a bat

fuck this white trash hoe
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 02:57 AM       
Burn her house down.
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 10:28 AM       
Shit on her porch.
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 11:51 AM       
I can't help but imagine the neighbour as Rorshach's landlady.
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 01:15 PM       
Do you think she tells people that Evil Robot regularly propositions her for sex?
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 04:53 PM       
That would be a serious slur on his reputation.
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 05:31 PM       
If someone actually witnessed it, call the cops and the local animal unit. Press charges, have them fined and establish a paper trail on this sort of behavior. Show them you are not a person to fuck with because right now you're coming off as a limp dick.

Even if the cops do nothing, the fact they showed up will at least get her to curb her kids from your property because dealing with you and the cops is more trouble than its worth.
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 05:42 PM       
This seems like the best advice yet. Might be worth picking up an IP camera if you get more trouble. I believe even the cheaper ones will happily capture decent quality video and store it on your network for your perusal.
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 06:02 PM       
I just installed a camera above my front door where we let the dogs out. Funny thing is I am now filming all the drug deals that take place in thier driveway. Cars pull up, a man walks out of the house to the car, they shake hands and the car leaves. This happens several times a day. My roomate said she saw a guy smoking out of a little pipe behind thier house as well. And its all on video!
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 06:46 PM       
Wow.
What a bunch of assholes.
Have you considered moving?

And I agree with cow there, I'd have fucking lost it.

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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 06:57 PM       
How much footage would you say is sufficient before you'd take it to the cops?

I mean, I'd put that stuff up on Youtube.
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 09:00 PM       
I'm still working the bugs out of the recording software on my computer in the basement but soon you should all be able to witness thier antics. If they do anything else to us directly I'm going right to the troopers but I think they will eventually self destruct and the house will get raided by CPS, DEA, or other government agencies. I've got better shit to do than worry about thier peoples court bullshit.
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 01:57 AM       
So have you hit it yet?
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 05:07 PM       
Hit her with a bat.
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 05:11 PM       
Put a sign on your property saying that you are recording drug deals. That should put a dent in their business.
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 09:35 PM       
Or some holes in your head.
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 09:40 PM       
Yeah, the sign would be a bad thing.
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 10:09 PM       
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 10:22 PM       
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Old Sep 16th, 2008, 09:01 AM       
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Old Sep 17th, 2008, 05:36 PM       
I am eagerly awaiting said recorded white trash shenanigans

this is gonna be the best thing since Friday Night Spider Fights
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Old Oct 21st, 2008, 01:14 PM       
That was completely worth reading to justify bumping a month old thread. Thanks!
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