Since I have already CALMLY explained to guitar woman why SOME PEOPLE (including myself,) are annoyed by him (off-topic posting, you too Fathom Zero but not as much), I thought maybe it would be appropriate to explain to another poster here why they are annoying, ZeldasBiggestFan! I would post this in Mock Wars because that was the initial purpose of the board but that is now closed because of stupidity! If moderators feel this should be moved to a more appropriate area, please do! I would appreciate it!
I'm going to try to talk like a grown-up to Zelda. If his posts are any indication not a lot of people do that for him (or he doesn't listen to them because his teenage instincts are to object authoritarians at all times,
MTV sucks, dudez). Take notes.
SECTION 1: Zelda's Thread-making habits - the eternal struggle
Your most annoying habit is making threads for little bullshit. You haven't in the past but it is becoming more apparently recently.
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Came out tuesday. Rented it. It was good but it just isn't as funny as Shaun of the Dead was.
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and so on. You seem to like to use this message board to "break news" and provide links. Sometimes you are 3 years behind but the main problem is that all you do is provide links. There are sites for that. They are called Digg.com and FARK. If you don't have at the very least a good well-thought paragraph on the subject you want to discuss, then the subject is probably not
worth discussing. (In fact, I think a good idea for the new forums would be a "Little Crap" thread for news articles and links that really are not worth their own thread. Would this be a good idea?)
SECTION II: Chicken Soup for the Message Board: The Legend Begins
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Dude that was funny as fuck.
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You have no room to talk you cum gargling twat. With all the fucking coke you snorted Im surprised your whore ass can move your fingers to type, let alone stand at a street corner, which I bet you...
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Your other problem is that you talk like a teenager. I know YOU ARE ONE but you have to understand that a good amount of our posters are past the legal drinking age. And for all his faults, Guitar Woman doesn't even talk like that. Look at other posters your age like Fathom Zero. See how articulate they are posting and how not every word out of their mouth is "fuck", "shit", and "cocksucker". Also, using words like "pwn" and "sweet" only make your youth more apparent. I know you feel you are pushed to this but you have to realize that you are the catalyst of the aggression. I know this garbage flies in high school but
this isn't High School.
THIS IS ALSO NOT THE MOVIE CLERKS, CASINO, OR THE TELEVISION SERIES "DEADWOOD"! You don't have to make yourself out to be a tough guy on the internet (like bragging about you having a gun and not coughing when smoking weed). Being an internet tough guy is so 1999, it's ridiculous.
My suggestion for you: Take a good long break from the forums. Concentrate on school and get all your teen angst out. You only get one childhood and you should celebrate your youth as long as you can (I know I did when I was your age!). Then when you feel like you can provide and contribute interesting points of discussion to the board, by all means come back. Right now, all you are doing is aggravating people to attack you (who in turn aggravate the moderators). I know your initial response to this will be that I'm a "creep" and that I "do research on you", but you should understand that your annoyances are almost universal for teenaged boys on the internet these day. If I can set an example of you, then maybe I won't have to set an example for "PaintballMasta69" or "BigGlen420". I don't understand why you would want to post somewhere where a good majority hate you. Think "What would Willie Mobbs Do?".
If there is anything I missed let me know! It should be helpful to him!
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