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Sam · #**70076**

Eat dickers.

executioneer · #**70077**

d. tickers

Pub Lover · #**70078**

The Doctor · #**70079**

Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.

Fathom Zero · #**70080**

I've decided I don't want to be friends anymore with people that seriously wear hoodies. They're fucking stupid looking.

Zhukov · #**70081**

I like them.

Just not on 12 year olds that hang around kebab shops in packs of a dozen or more.

kahljorn · #**70082**

Kitsa · #**70083**

I have two hoodies but don't wear them much because t-shirts and sweatshirts make girls with big boobs look fat.

You have to wear things that zip and v-necks and things like that, like an explanation..."No, see, it's just boobs."

10,000 Volt Ghost · #**70084**

There's a difference though for people who SERIOUSLY WEAR hoodies.

Kitsa · #**70085**

I guess I don't know what that means then.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #**70086**

Like those gangsters that roll around with their hoodies up and they have skeleton heads on the side with bling bling.

As opposed to wearing a hoodie to be warm and comfortable.

Kitsa · #**70087**

oh ok

most stores here have signs saying you can't come in with a hoodie on. One cigarette store I saw said no ski masks, which left me wondering if it was really that big of a problem.

Tanuki · #**70088**

So I had a mishap on the way to class today. I saw a car backing up into the street I was walking up, so I decided to step over a small ledge to get to class and get out of his way. However, i stumbled, slamming my elbow and my knee. It hurt like hell, and for some reason I had trouble breathing for a few minutes despite just having a few scrapes. What the hell happened? Was I in shock or something? Anybody know?

Fathom Zero · #**70089**

An increased flow of adrenaline might do that, but I'm talking out of my ass. Coulda been in shock. You must have a very weak tolerance for pain.

Zhukov · #**70090**

Hmm, sounds to me like you are a big wuss. Could be wrong.

Kitsa · #**70091**

Probably overanalyzed it at the time and hyperventilated a little during the self-assessment. Unless you're very fragile, in which case you might want to get checked out. Are you breathing ok now?

Colonel Flagg · #**70092**

You could have dinged a nerve - I've done it - in either your knee or your elbow. When that happens, it can affect your autonomous functions, but usually it's only temporary.

Of course, it also could be cancer.

executioneer · #**70093**

its lupis :doctorhosemd

Tadao · #**70094**

BETTER CHECK YOUR TEMPERATURE WITH MY MEAT THERMOMETER.

elx · #**70095**

it's called having the wind knocked out of you, it frequently happens to clumsy folks. durrr.

elx · #**70096**

SO I HEAR CALIFORNIA IS GONNA BLOW UP

Tanuki · #**70097**

Yes, I have a low tolerance for pain. I'm breathing fine now. I thought you could only get the wind knocked out if you if you hit your stomach; I only hit my knee and elbow. I probably did ding a nerve. Thanks, guys.

Tadao · #**70098**

Blow up in what way?

elx · #**70099**

you know how there was that gas line explosion? well that wasn't the whole thing. there's still a bunch of it running through residential areas and the warning sign for the explosion is smelling the gas leak - which they are smelling again. they just evacuated an elementary school. if the one continues to set off it could trigger other incidents which could be disastrous.