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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 11:31 AM       
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How about you for starting this stupid campaign in the first place? Promting drunk driving as a good thing is THE DUMBEST IDEA EVER! You stupid idiots are all fucked up in the head, especially Chojin and his big ass head!
ITS A FUCKING INTERNET FORUM THREAD. GET OVER IT.
I would imagine most people participating in this thread have no wish so see people getting killed by a drunk driver, however they do find the idea of anime fans against drink driveing funny and would like to extend the funnyness but creating DDAAF.

Jesus H Christ, some people take the Internet way to seriously.
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 12:27 PM       
lol. i love the way that yugi person read that sacks person's post and thanked him/her for it.
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 02:32 PM       
You know its funny yugi for calling us people with "no social lives" you spend a fair amount of your time posting back. It seems that you really care what we are saying so heres somthing for you to bitch about : ANIME FANS ARE AGAINST GOD
AFAAG new site look for it soon. This site will show the horrors of anime and how satan and anime go hand in hand if you go against this site you go against god....do you really want that?
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 05:14 PM       
Coming soon from the people that brought you the AFADD:

Pro Wrestlers Against the Greenhouse Effect

PWAGEnetwork.com coming soon to a firefox near you!
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 08:44 PM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 02:41 PM       
The Greenhouse Effect WASN'T...MY...FAULT....but preventing it is! - Gene Snitsky

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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 07:00 PM       
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1000th anime fan "deed?"
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 07:15 PM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 07:19 PM       
It looks like "deed."
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 07:30 PM       
you look like "poop"
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 07:35 PM       
ha ha ha, my sides are splitting.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:28 PM       
I wish MetalMilitia would go jump off a cliff
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:28 PM       
Why not Father Spaz? Surely Metalmiliia is more valuable than him? or me for that matter you douchecock
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 12:09 AM       
I never much liked my step-dad. He was large, abrasive, and generally not pleasant to look at. His odor was a perpetual cycle of cheap hooker’s perfume and beer saturated vomit. It was pretty much a successful night at home if I managed to avoid a conflict or some mortifying quasi-sexual situation with him. Despite his numerous faults, among them alcoholism and pedophilia, I would have to say the most disturbing was his fascination, nay, obsession, with Japanese animation. I can’t count the nights I would come home from a friends house at a late hour to be greeted only by the harsh teal glow of a television on my step-dad’s greasy unshaved visage, accompanied by the shrill and indecipherable cry of Japanese 13 year olds.

My step-father didn’t normally hit me except when I looked through his stuff, so I associate physical punishment and actual pain with viewing the covers of Hentai DVDs. Apparently he was concerned that I was going to steal it because, “You can’t buy that shit in the U.S yunno.”

I can’t much say I enjoyed anime like he did. In fact the more he watched it the more I began to associate the very dregs of existence with it. Today I can hardly watch a minute of Sailor Moon without the image of a sweat drenched beer belly chasing me down an infinite hallway while my legs move slower and slower. I suppose he didn’t understand this though, or maybe he was just too drunk too care when he asked me to go to a Cosplay with him in 2001.

“ Come on, you kids like this shit don’t you? Theres girls in skirts everywhere. You like girls by now don’t you faggot?” he said, all the while clutching my shoulder in his meaty, gorilla like paws.

“Please don’t touch me”

“ Well either way you’re going. I can’t be Goku without someone to go as Gohan, plus your mom wants us to spend more time or something.” he trailed off mumbling as he began to drink another beer.

I don’t mind dressing up. My mother used to dress me up when I was younger, though I can’t honestly recall why or what I was dressed as. The only thing I really minded about being forced to participate was having to be barraged with what I now found painful imagery everywhere. Also I do not watch the show Dragon Ball Z and was not aware that the character “Gohan” apparently has a landing strip.

By the time we arrived at the Cosplay meeting my dad was beyond inebriated and well into being trashed. Still in the car we sat, an awkward silence filling the space between us. He began to weep.

“ What the fuck am I doing?” he questioned. “ This anime crap is shit. Its all just shit”

And without a word the car began to move again. Faster. Faster. FASTER.

CRASH.

I woke only to be greeted by the bodies of at least 10 men and women. One of them was my step-father. Dressed in a poorly constructed orange karate uniform now covered in crimson blood, I can truthfully say I was never more pleased with his appearance. I think I could even see an inkling of a smirk on his face. Perhaps in his mind, in his last dying moments he thanked whatever benevolent deity had bestowed alcohol upon him. For it proved to be his only escape from the world he had been thrown into. And with him he freed 9 other men and women, all adorned in large indistinguishable costumes with bits of cardboard and tinfoil.

I suffered only minor lacerations from the accident, but I suppose I sort of deserve it. My “Gohan” costume was awfully fucking ridiculous.








Also I think id be hilarious if we did a parody of those Drunk Driving commericals where they show home video of people killed in drunk driving accidents while they're at b-day parties at something. If someone just modified some cosplay video to black out and say the dates of their lives then transition to a witty and upbeat ending praising their death itd be awesome.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 05:02 PM       
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Awwww.....someone feeling a little left out are they?
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 05:11 PM       
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 05:29 PM       
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 05:33 PM       
I liek how the whole network mainpage is dedicated to hating these boards as if were all one person
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 06:08 PM       
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*** Special Message from the AFADD Staff ***

i.mockery.net, who has been making fun of the AFADD for quite a while now, will be spamming several message boards on the Internet. Their intent is to use our name, but link it to their new site instead, which will be making more fun of Anime fans who are against drinking and driving. Special thanks to Crystal for sticking up for us on their message board! To see exactly which message boards will be spammed by i-mockery.net in the next couple weeks, see this link:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15214.

i-mockery.net has even been so bold as to say, "The idea is to be subtle. Just make one or two posts about Anime Fans Against Drunk Drivers, but set the link to go to DDAAF.org instead. Don't actually post them until the site has launched."

If you see any posts about the Anime Fans Against Drunk Drivers (AFADD) on any message boards from the above link, you will know it did NOT come from us. If you're an Anime fan and you're against drinking and driving, than i-mockery.net is also making fun of you as well, and there's no sense in that! It's because of their site that direct linking has been disabled. We're proud of all the wonderful site members we have and the numerous support emails we've received!!!
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 06:30 PM       
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 07:03 PM       
I forsee a group called Anime Fans Against I Mockery (AFAIM)
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 07:38 PM       
All of you anime faggots that are reading this thread. Come on out. Let's hear you zitfaced retards and your inane drivel. Tell us all about how yu gi oh almost kinda saved your life and dragonball was so there for you when no faternity would take you in. Tell us all about it while we BREAK YOUR INTERNET FACES
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 08:22 PM       
Fuck, they're on to us!

Time for our backup project: Dungeon Masters Against Luekemia

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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 08:36 PM       
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http://www.ddaaf.org/
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 08:41 PM       
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