Nov 21st, 2007, 06:40 PM
Smackdown VS Raw '08
Picked this up at launch last week.
I had heard terrible things, but was thinking "honestly, they don't change shit from year to year, how badly could they fuck it up?"
Well, for the most part I was correct, but since this was one of the major reasons I wanted a 360, I have a list of complaints:
Season mode stuff!
- Every angle in the season mode is stupid and ends after 1 month (except for the months before Wrestlemania, but that's the same angle every year)
- There are literally only like 6 cutscenes that play during season mode, and the game will USUALLY play the wrong ones (winning, but being the one getting laughed at, etc)
- TONS and TONS of ridiculous bugs, mostly in scripting in season mode. (There's actually a part where you get a call from Cena at the beginning of March, and he repeats his lines twice and then asks the engineer "You want me to get it perfect?")
- Playing through season mode like you're supposed to - day by day, training, and doing extra-curricular activities - will always net you a popularity of 0 and extremely low skills, and when you just skip from event to event you become a legend in no time.
- "R&R" costs you 15 popularity - even though you don't do it during a show - and is the main reason that manually going through season mode doesn't net you shit
- You get 0 money in season mode with a new caw, but can pick up $1.5 Million in under 5 minutes by starting a season with someone like Orton and telling the game to sim from day 1 all the way through to Wrestlemania
- You can't go to ECW during season mode
- You can't be a girl in season mode (still)
- No 2-player season mode (still)
Online stuff!
- Every single match, without fail, has the lowest bandwidth rating possible and is often too laggy to play
- Movable designs can't be taken online (presumably so you can't write DICK FUCKSTAR on your dude's tights, yet, voice chat is still there)
- There are tons of moves you can do online that force the camera to focus on you while you do something stupid like screw with a member of the audience, which can be spammed to prevent anyone from playing
- You can't take more than one person online per xbox. Seriously, why can't a local friend pick up a controller to be my tag partner?
- No CPUs allowed online, and if anyone leaves the match, it's all over
- No real retribution for disconnecting
- Everyone online has a rating of 99 and is tempered from solid adamantium
Other stuff!
- The ground choke is unblockable and one of the common back drops does literally 0 damage
- Tons of CAW bugs - letters on hats are ridiculously tiny STILL, AFTER FOUR OR MORE GAMES
- All of Benoit's moves have been erased from history, even though Michaels just put Orton in the crossface last Sunday
- Adding in custom music is cool, but in order to do it, you have to go back to the xbox dashboard, go to media, create a playlist, put ONE song in it, then name that playlist. Then, in the game you can pull up that playlist as someone's song. But uh, why not just let us pick from the hard disk?
- The game still spends most of its time at various loading screens. Why not load while we watch the ridiculous cutscenes and entrances?
- I have yet to receive any of the achievements I've earned, and I did receive one that I definitely did NOT earn ("Escape Artist" - escape from every ultimate control move - achieved by kicking Jeff Hardy in the face)
- The undertaker (and possibly others) can be frozen in place indefinitely in the elimination chamber match
- Doing a high-flier's ACTION DODGE uses 0 stamina
What the fuck, THQ? You fuckers have been using the same engine for the past 20 years; Why don't you just use all of your dev time on '09 fixing the retarded amount of errors?
That said, the gameplay itself is marginally improved from last year, great work guys!
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