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James · #1

Everyone's got a fetish. From asian girls to pokemon hentai.

But the foot fetish is the scariest to me. See, the people who are into feet just have behavior about them that makes them the creepiest fucking people in the known universe.

See, if a guy likes big breasts, he's not gonna be all "Ooh, will you show me your boobs?" Wait, no. I mean he MIGHT, but he wouldn't do it all creepy.

Like, I've seen porn where the guys are just all about feet. Nevermind that the girl's shoving your cock down her throat. You need to be pulling her shoe off and worshipping her foot in order for you to give a shit! And then the foot loving... Oh god I want to throw up. It's not even sexy. It's like "OH GOD I LOVE FEET SO MUCH I NEED TO SHOVE THIS IN MY MOUTH!" sucking on toes like their BBQ ribs, slathering the sole with the tongue. LITERALLY shoving the foot in your mouth. It's all done with this raw crazed lunatic approach, and it's wretched.

And there are people won't fucking let up with this fetish. See a pretty girl? SHOW ME YOUR FEET BABYYYYYYfsdahfklas. Hey she doesn't fucking care, but KEEP ASKING AND DON'T GIVE A SHIT SHE WILL SURELY GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT YOU ANY SECOND!

It's the only fetish I've ever seen with such rabid fantaticism behind it. If you have a foot fetish, you are most likely a terrifying person and you should register as a sex offender. If you are a foot fetishist and you don't act like a complete drooling mongoloid with a singular purpose in life revolving around feet, I'd love to hear from you.

So what the fuck? You KNOW what I'm talking about guys.

Staxeon · #2

Feet take me to the bed, after that their involvement ends. Except for the comical moment where your underwear gets stuck on them, but that can be more annoying than funny.

Terra · #3

White socks in high heels! Yeah baby! Peel those white mutherfuckers off very slowly and caress the smooth skin beneath. Onward to that mystical nether region of the ....baby toe!!

Staxeon · #4

Baby toes should be left alone, they never bothered you!

What the deal with the thing about drinking champange out of a woman's shoe or whatever those French fucks are into? I think I saw someone do that in a movie and nearly vomited from the sight of it.

Terra · #5

Well see I think it's the goodies in the shoe that give the champagne an extra little zip. It's probably like a man roofie and renders the imbiber helpless while the female takes her other shoe off and beats the everlivin' shit out of him.

That's just my take on it.

Supafly345 · #6

My sister has an opposite to this, she HATES them with a passion. Can't get anyone's socks, shoes, or feet anywhere near any part of her other than her own feet. I can't understand a foot fetish myself, because most feet are ugly, and you might as well be licking a girl's armpits.