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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 03:41 PM        ask away
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 03:48 PM       
Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 03:49 PM       
Is it possible to get brain damage if you were choked by the umbillical cord before exiting the womb?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 03:52 PM       
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Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree?
to keep from getting knocked up

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Is it possible to get brain damage if you were choked by the umbillical cord before exiting the womb?
yes. sorry.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 03:59 PM       
What is the typical nature of someone that comes out blue cuz they had the cord around their neck and had to be yanked out by their legs?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 04:03 PM       


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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 04:09 PM       
karl answered that one perfectly.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 04:12 PM       
No offense taken. I just wanted to know if that applied to whoever else went through my tribulations.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 04:17 PM       
How can something so adorable cause so much pain coming out?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 04:24 PM       
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Is it possible to get brain damage if you were choked by the umbillical cord before exiting the womb?
yes. sorry.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 04:25 PM       
yeah does it hurt???
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 04:57 PM       
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No offense taken. I just wanted to know if that applied to whoever else went through my tribulations.
i doubt you were truly "yanked out." you were breech. most breech babies are taken cesarian. perhaps your mother wanted to risk getting your head stuck in her pelvic bones or having your head ripped off and that's why you were born the way you were.

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How can something so adorable cause so much pain coming out?
vagina is small. baby head and body is not. squeeze, push, ouchie.

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yeah does it hurt???
does what hurt? being pregnant or giving birth? if your question is the latter, i'm going to assume yes, matt harty, it does hurt...but i can't tell you how badly yet, because i am answering questions about being pregnant not giving birth.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 05:04 PM       
Where do babies come from?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 05:06 PM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 05:30 PM       
Glowbelly we suspect that our manx cat is pregnant and will have kittens in the spring. How do we keep the mama from not eating the kittens?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 06:02 PM       
Is it true that if you eat pop rocks when you're pregnant the baby will explode?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 08:39 PM       
What happens if you feed the baby while he is still in the womb? :O
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 08:52 PM       
Are you going to eat the plecenta (sp) ?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 08:55 PM       
If she is, I've got JUST the link:

http://www.geocities.com/virtualbirth/placenta.html

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Each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby's weight. Cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes.

Placenta Cocktail:
1/4 cup raw placenta
8oz V-8 juice
2 ice cubes
1/2 cup carrot.
Blend at high speed for 10 seconds

Placenta Lasagne:
Use your favorite Lasagne recipe and substitute this mixture for one layer of cheese. In 2 tbl. olive oil, quickly saute meat of 3/4 placenta, ground or minced; plus 2 sliced cloves of garlic, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/2 diced onion & 2 tbl. tomato paste, or 1 whole tomato.

Placenta Spaghetti:
Cut meat of 3/4 placenta into bite size pieces, then brown quickly in 1 tbl. butter plus 1 tbl. oil. Then add 1 large can tomato puree, 2 cans crushed pear tomatoes, 1 onion, 2 cloves of garlic, 1 tbl. molasses, 1 bay leaf, 1 tbl. rosemary, 1 tsp. ea. of salt, honey, oregano, basil, and fennel. Simmer 1 1/2 hours.

Placenta Stew:
Meat of 3/4 placenta in bite size chunks, 1 potato (cubed), 1/4 cup fresh parsley, 2 carrots, 3 ribs celery, 1 zucchini, 1 large tomato, 1 small onion. Dredge meat in 1 tbl. flour mixed with 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 tsp. paprika, pinch of cloves, pinch of pepper, 6-8 crushed coriander seeds. Saute meat in 2 tbl. oil, then add vegetables (cut up) and 4-5 cups of water. Bring to full boil, then simmer for 1 hour.

Placenta Pizza:
Grind placenta. Saute in 2 tbl. olive oil with 4 garlic cloves, then add 1/4 tsp. fennel, 1/4 tsp. pepper, 1/4 tsp. paprika, 1/4 tsp. salt, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/4 tsp. thyme, and 1/4 cup of wine. Allow to stand for 30 minutes, then use with your favorite home made pizza recipe. It's a fine placenta sausage topping.

found at: http://rainforest.parentsplace.com/d...rth1/49/3.html


Placenta Roast:

All "food" should be properly cleaned prior to cooking, and all "food" should be properly cooked prior to eating.

This is a good recipe for placenta, which should NOT go to waste:

INGREDIENTS:

1 to 3 lb. placenta no more than 3 days old
1 large onion
1 large green or red pepper (green will add color to the presentation)
1 cup tomato sauce
1 sleeve of saltine crackers
1 tsp crab or shrimp seasoning
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp white pepper
1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)

DIRECTIONS:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Chop onion and green or red pepper in small cubes. Place in large bowl. Crush saltines into crumbs and add to onion and pepper cubes.

COMBINE IN LARGE BOWL:

Placenta, seafood seasoning, pepper, garlic, and tomato sauce. Place into aluminum loaf pan. Cover and bake for 1 and 1/2 hours, occasionally pouring off excess liquid. Retain liquid for gravy base if desired.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 08:57 PM       
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Glowbelly we suspect that our manx cat is pregnant and will have kittens in the spring. How do we keep the mama from not eating the kittens?
Il answer this one glow.





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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 09:28 PM       
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If she is, I've got JUST the link:

http://www.geocities.com/virtualbirth/placenta.html
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 09:55 PM       
yeah i heard about that placenta is supposedly the only meat a vegan can eat
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 10:26 PM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2005, 10:28 PM       
man i wish they had a recipe for placenta nachos i got all this placenta in the freezer
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