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VinceZeb · #1

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IQ TEST

The Neal Boortz Show is always looking for ways to help you identify the mentally challenged among us. Smoking, of course, is the principal way. Smokers are generally less intelligent than non-smokers. Sure, there are exceptions … but the general rule holds. Baseball hats would be another way. It is a well-known scientific fact that turning a baseball hat around backwards reduces IQ by a factor of nearly 9.5%.

Now we have another means to instantly judge a person’s basic intelligence. If you happen to hear a person chanting “no war for oil” you know that person has some rather severe learning and cognitive disadvantages.

Always glad to help.

mburbank · #2

Actually, hat rotation can't actually affect IQ at all.

So I guess none of that was funny.

VinceZeb · #3

Actually, what he was telling has a lot of truth to it, so yes, it was funny. The only reason you didn't find it funny is because it is truthful. If it would have been something that is slanderous and an out and out lie, you would have laughed.

mburbank · #4

No, seriously Vince, I don't think there's any way hat rotation can impact inteligence.

VinceZeb · #5

A large group of people that wear backwards hats are idiots. That is something that there is not a scientific study about, but casual observation would prove that is a good assumption.

But, if you would like to argue with him about that little joke, callin to his show. 1-877-310-2100. I would LOVE to hear you argue with Boortz. That would honestly make me piss my pants with extreme gut crushing laughter.

mburbank · #6

No, Vince, listen, while a lot of people who wear baseball hats backwards may well be dumb, there's no causal link to be established. I mean, they wear pants, too, right? No one thinks it's the pants that are doing it. Causality is reallly hard to establish.

Minus a solid factual background, a joke can't be funny, right?

FS · #7

Someone who chants "no war for oil" is stupid. Yeah. Now THAT's razor-sharp wit. I can see why you like this guy, Vince. I bet your bladder just about BURSTS when he starts insinuating that war protestors are gay and virgins.

VinceZeb · #8

Go to www.boortz.com

click on to Listen to Boortz

listen up

I don't think he calls them gay and virgins, either. He just calls them as of right now anti-american. Which is what they are, if you look at their specific causes and not the overall one.

I mean, if you are so much more intelligent than the conseratives/libertarians, have a laugh and take a listen!

mburbank · #9

Sure, but what about that hat thing?

GothNAPrepsBody · #10

Okay since you are too slow to understand him i will tell you in a smaller word format

He Told You What To Do Already

\or is that too complex.

sspadowsky · #11

Aww, lookie! Vincey done got hisself a girlfriend!
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Amateur girl

Vibecrewangel · #12

Quote:

A large group of people that wear backwards hats are idiots. That is something that there is not a scientific study about, but casual observation would prove that is a good assumption.

And a large group of people who drive SUVs are dangerous maniacs on the road.

VinceZeb · #13

Oh yeah, I don't disagree with that for a second. Especially here in St. Louis where someone honks at you from 2 blocks away zooming 40 mph over the speed limit in an SUV because you are trying to merge in their lane WHILE GOING THE SPEED LIMIT! And this is on a regular blvd!

GothNAPrepsBody · #14

No he doesnt have a girlfriend specially bein i have a dick but im here to agree with him and his ideas so fuck off

CaptainBubba · #15

Quote:

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

conseratives/libertarians

WTF

Since when were conservatives and libertarians anything close to related?

Vibecrewangel · #16

Since so many people have become extremists.

VinceZeb · #17

Uhhh... conseratives and libertarians are CLOSELY related when it comes to 95% of fiscial issues and like 20% of social issues.

GothNAPrepsBody · #18

I Dont Knowwhy i bother with these ass holes

Bennett · #19

Here are some other ways to tell if people are stupid:
if they talk with a southern accent,
smirk after making any statement they believe is clever,
had alchohol and drug problems but then turn to religion as a crutch,
use brute force as a last resort.

Vibecrewangel · #20

I always use brute force as a first resort......

sorry.....couldn't resist.....

Protoclown · #21

Alriiiiight!

I don't smoke, wear a hat, or chant "no war for oil" at all!

Vince must think I'm a genius!

James · #22

When I see Vinnie and Gothy-poo, I always picture Gothy-poo being this little lost puppy who follows Vinnie around, occasionaly spouting out lyrics to Linkin Park or calling people "bumb assholes."

Vince, I know we don't see eye to eye. But you'd find it in your best interest not to let him get too attached to you. It's bad enough that your views and behavior makes you the biggest (get it?) fool on this board since Ronnie. But if you end up having your name go hand-in-hand with someone like Gothy, you'll be blacklisted.