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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 04:18 AM        Indulge Me
Can anyone else show to me a bigger pile of grammatical poop than what i just received?


Reviewer Name:ANDREW SNYDER

Reviewer E-Mailcool182guy311@yahoo.com

Movie:terminator 3 rise of the machiens

Year:2003

Rated:R

Genre:Action/Adventure

Director:duno dont care

Writer:poo

Plot:place yourself in the body of john coner a man with prety much nothing to lose and nowhere to run when the machiens start to take over!he is a man and the only man that can stop the machiens and save the earth.if he fails if he dies its over judjment day will pass and the world will end.but hes not alone...by the help of a young girl[forgot the name never realy cared and no not sarah comer]and the tx some friggin # aka the terminator.will they succed youll just have to find out.

Review:this movie blew me away with all of the crap that happened.the only thing that diosapointed me is it was based more on comedy then gore or action!

gore:not that much here u get an arm shuved through a cops stomach arnie getin his ass beat[again] and lets see here ummm a whole lot of bullet wounds and blood sheding verywhere not edsacedly alot but ok it did me good.

nudety:none at all unless ur despret and squint good enough u c both arnie and the girls ass.

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this movie is a realy great movie in my mind u should go c it out....

Overall Rating:8


Please, dear god, smite this heathen from the face of the earth. I'm considering just re-writing the whole thing myself and slapping my name on it. :/
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 04:29 AM       
What a retard. Aside from all the stupid errors, he doesn't know who directed it? He thinks it was based more on comedy than action?
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 08:00 AM       
My eyes burn now, they really do. But that might be sleep. But still, this thing made it worse.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 09:51 AM       
i don't have any idea what "edsacedly" could mean. even in context.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 10:04 AM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 10:50 AM       
I think "edsacedly" is exactly.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 12:50 PM       
I couldn't even read past the first couple "sentences".
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 02:01 PM       
I'm afraid I'm not fluent in net-moron.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 02:03 PM       
He brought all movie reviewers to shame.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 04:18 PM       
I thought computers had spell check.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 04:21 PM       
I was about to post "I THOUGHT YOU HAD A SHUT-UP BUTTON" but that'd be mean.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 04:24 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 10:03 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 10:19 PM       
How can anyone that dumb still be living? You'd think by now he would have jumped in front of a bus or put himself out of his misery or something.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 10:37 PM       
That is absolutely disgraseful. I hate butchers of the English language. I hate assholes who fail English class, too. Simply because it should be near impossible to fail at your own language that you speak and use everyday.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 10:45 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 11:13 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 11:20 PM       
I just find it hard to believe that people out there who obviously struggle through writing/typing/mastering sentence structure/learning the alphabet actually take the time to "write" a review.

Oh well...
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