The "Post your favorite forum quotes" Thread

[Emu]

my heart died with him ;_;

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Originally Posted by Chojin

The forum events you've been doing have prizes that have nothing in common with the MO of the website. The people that are here are usually here because they're a fan of that site and those things. I don't think it's too big a stretch to assume that there will be more support for a Mario contest than one where you win a baseball signed by Lou Gherig.

Seriously, though, anyone got the link to that Fartin Mowler thread?

[GADZOOKS]

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=20096

P.S.: No, he is not confirmed dead, but I don't see him living without the internet. He either made a new persona our slit his throat with his own lawnmower blades.

[Terra]

Farty's alive and well and living vicariously through the I-Mock posts.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Hey ArrowX can you beat Shifty up at school tomorrow

[Terra]

I like maggiecarp's response to James.

Originally Posted by maggiekarp

And on the eighth day God beat me to the patent office

[Girl Drink Drunk]

These are signatures but I still thought they were funny for a while:
THERE'S A BLACK KID IN THE WHITE HOUSE
It's hell being Mel (accompanied by picture of Mel Gibson from the Simpsons)
ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE ARE FROM DETROIT




Also, I love Blue Oatmeal's old signature image. Anyone remember the members that used the above signatures?

[RaNkeri]

This is NOT one of the quotes I like, but it DEFINATELY deserves it's place in this thread...

Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

BAH! As frog would probably say in this situation, "Go fucketh thyself."

I don't know why, but every time I read that line, I burst into tears

[WhiteRat]

I know someone who can hook you up with a very cheap pallet of Kleenix brand tissue.

[bigtimecow]

pjalne: He's not new, it's bigtimecow back from the banned.

[sadie]

Originally Posted by WhiteRat

Kleenix brand tissue.

at least mine says "prada"; yours says "prado"!

[Terra]

That's because you have the girlie tissues. Guys have big noses. They need the "prado" tissues.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Originally Posted by Protoclown

Nobody can touch Optimus Prime. Fuck that gorilla bullshit. And Megatron turns into a Walther P38, not a fucking dinosaur or tank or panda bear or whatever shit they eventually turned him into.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Originally Posted by Emu

Screech is really good at playing the prerecorded keyboard songs.

[BlueOatmeal]

Originally Posted by Sniperwulf

Also, I love Blue Oatmeal's old signature image.

WOW! Someone liked it. Alot of people didn't. They were just SOOOO jealous

[Guitar Woman]

I liked when you covered it up with the suit!

[BlueOatmeal]

LOL I remeber that. Those were good times.

[Guitar Woman]

I don't think I was even posting back then

[Girl Drink Drunk]

"Blue Oatmeals loves da cock (scratched out) ladies"

[BlueOatmeal]

Man all those old memories make me happy. Maybe I should bring back the old throwback siggy or would that be like one of those old shitty bands doing a shitty comeback tour?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal

Man all those old memories make me happy. Maybe I should bring back the old throwback siggy or would that be like one of those old shitty bands doing a shitty comeback tour?

Quite frankly, although the new one has pretty colors, the written part looks like a really bad Warrent reunion with Jani Lane getting fatter and balder, so I say go for it kid!

The "CALL ME! CALLL MEEE! WHY DON'T YOU CALL THIS NUMBER NOW!678-416-3492" is cool though.

[Sethomas]

Oh, January 2005. I got calls from Blue Oatmeal and MLE at odd hours of the night, then I played it forward by creeping out somethinginvolvingbuddha and sang "You are my sunshine" to the lawnmower man's voicemail. An all-around great period of my life, except for the month in a psychiatric ward that came a few weeks thereafter.

[BlueOatmeal]

I haven't really had anyone called me lately. SevenForce called me a while back. He left me a message so I called him back. It was fun.

He doesn't sound black.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Originally Posted by Dole

I only date people with an 'L' in their name who are unaware of the recorded works of Leo Sayer. They get me OFF

Because I'm not quite sure what kinda long distance plan my parents have for outside of Canada, I'll talk to ya on AIM.

[Juttin]

Originally Posted by Sniperwulf

Did Fartin seriously die? Or is he still banned?

I'm pretty sure he still lurks around this board.

I heard,that if you come here on a certain day, and say a certain word, you can hear Fartin say "Where's my mother?" in your ear while something chases you out of the woods :/