The "Post your favorite forum quotes" Thread

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Surf's up on friends and fun.

[Seven Force]

Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal

I haven't really had anyone called me lately. SevenForce called me a while back. He left me a message so I called him back. It was fun.

He doesn't sound black.

That's cause i'm not.

[Juttin]

Well,you're good at making a big deal out of "being black"

" I feel like I'm in a KKK meeting waiting to go scandalize some ni**as " - Seven Force[/quote]

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Pornography is bad.

That's why 911 happened- Rongi

[Matt Harty]

supafly and someone else called me every once and awhile. supa would talk for about 2 mins straight and then say he had to go because he was busy. the other person called and made random noises and threatened to keep calling my phone forever. he called continuosly for about two hours, then never heard from him again. ;< I miss you plz call back.

[Terra]

That was Blue Oatmeal.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=2104

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Originally Posted by James

How do pornstars have babies when they're dead inside there's no habitat for the babies to grow.

"Eat your vegetables."
-"No, mommy. They're gross!"
"Mommy made a living sucking her own ass juices off stranger's cocks. Don't you try to tell me that carrots are gross."


Teagan also used to be really hot, but then she got huge fake tits and a nose job.

[EverythingWillSuck]

The one in my sig.

And what was the name of that guy a while back who got banned in like, two hours? I had three of his quotes in my sig and two got deleted, the one that didn't was about jimmy carter.