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if you like cigars, i just KNOW you'll go on and on about some mediocre crap like romeo and juliets (except actually referring to them as ROMEO Y JULIETTA) until you discover Punch and Arturo Fuentes and think that no one else knows about "your" two new brands
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I tried RyJ Chruchills a few times, vaguely on a recommendation of Sethomas, but they actually suck donkey balls and taste like when I squeeze the tobacco out of my ashtray butts and smoke it in a pipe when I'm shitbroke.
Of course, at the time I had not yet picked up actual, manly smoking with ultra-tasty brands such as Spirit Periques and Lucky Strikes which pretty much nobody on earth knew about before I talked about them on an internet forum, stating that I discovered both on my own, with possible help from god and jesus because they know that I am just the fucking best ever. In fact, neither brand actually existed until I bought packs of them, and I convinced god to bring them into tangible being from the ether so fucking hard that he ret-conned the American forces in World War II having Luckies rationed to them.
IN FACT, you can just shut your fucking face with the holier-than-thou complaining,
Girlygus, because I fucking
invented every single thing I like in the
exact same way. If you persist, you will find yourself being all "Ahh Guitar Woman please do not continue beating me in the face as you are currently doing"
So, yeah, I may have previously said something about cigars not being shit. Disregard that.
All of the other kinds of cigars I've tried end up tasting the same way half-rotten eggs smell. Plus they last for like, 5 fucking hours, so I either have to sit around in freezing Oregon weather puffing my shitty stupid butt cigar the entire time with fuck all else to do except contemplate the sidewalk, or keep putting it out over and over again, which makes it taste even shittier
It's an ultra n*gger thing to smoke cigars. Don't smoke cigars.
It was an awesome time, I'll post some of the pictures somewhere here some time.
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