Scariest movies and the miracle of life.

[-GROG-]

me and a few of my friends went to movies and while driviong back home we decided to take a road back home through a foresty area. little did we know that a bear had decided to give birth on the road. we saw the whole thing how it gave birth to the cubs and how it eventually went to sleep with its cubs. we headed the normal way home and got there 4 hours late. I told my parents what happened and my mom got scared, she said "you movin' with your auntie and unle in bel-Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscence plate said "fresh" and there was a dice in the mirror. If anything i could say this cab was weird, I thought "naw, man forget it. Yo hlmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house around seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo holmes smell ya later!" looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

[Seven Force]

That's quite enough, womti.

[-GROG-]

I am no womti.

[Terra]

I'm thinking Mock Wars for this thread.

[Mike]

DO NOT BOTHER WITH STUPID STORIES!!! FUNNY PICTURES ARE BETTER. MORE FUNNY PICTURES!

[maggiekarp]

AM I DOIN IT RITE

[Mad Melvin]

LMFAO have you guys seen this its from this sega game right i swear I havent altered the image in any way that is way too funny see it for yourself the game is like a space shooter or something but I forget the name tell yoyr friends about this its hilaroiusd!!!