Disneyland Mishaps

[neojester12]

I was about 7 when my parents took me down to disneyland(AWESOME PLACE!)...anyway, we were at the entrance to what i think was the mgm section of the park, at a soda stand.

My sister was getting beveraginated while i was standing around in front of this 50's cardboard cut-out of a guy who was holding a case of coke(the case was not cardboard it was 3-D).

From what my dad says, i was getting lightheaded from the heat, and started swaying in front of these cokes. All of a sudden, i feel water, like its about to rain, but there's not a cloud in the sky.

I look up and see this big 30-year old black woman (who was running the stand) PULL OUT A WATER GUN and start shouting at me.

She was, of course saying, STOP HUMPING MA COKES!!!!!!!!!

So.. any other disneyland related mishaps?

[DamnthatDavid]

I have never been to disneyland.

[Seven Force]

I fucking hate you. Why couldn't you die on the teacup ride?

[ziggytrix]

the teacup ride is not a killer

[Terra]

It is if your idiotic enough to dryhump the cokes.

[Seven Force]

Oh? My modifications didn't work then.

[Jeff The Ninja]

but the clearance wasn't enough -- the oncoming train struck and killed him, dragging his body 30 to 40 feet down the track.

Disney Land is MAGICAL

[Seven Force]

ugh fuck off

[Marc Summers]

because she was riding alone in the rear car of a sled no one could determine whether or not she had deliberately unfastened her belt.

Magic Mountain almost fired me when I accidently let a train leave the station with only one person in the back seat.

The most interesting thing that happened to me at Disneyland was that I saw Andy Dick there. Yea...

[Chojin]

SCANDALOUS!

[Fathom Zero]

The teacup ride didn't kill anyone, but it shredded a boy's leg like a sausage factory.

[Juttin]

I like how nobody gives a damn that Disneyland is an overpriced ploy
with waaaaaaay too much fatalities. They just care about spending $5,000 on a vacation there. I'd rather risk 30 minutes in Wonka's Chocolate Factory

[Sacks]

Originally Posted by Terra

It is if your idiotic enough to dryhump the cokes.

Dude, who said it was dry?

[Jeff The Ninja]

Originally Posted by juttin

I like how nobody gives a damn that Disneyland is an overpriced ploy
with waaaaaaay too much fatalities. They just care about spending $5,000 on a vacation there.

well, when you see how long Disney Land has been open, the amount of Fatalities caused by Worker Negligence is Very low. Most Injuries and Fatalities are caused by People Screwing around on the Rides.

[Grislygus]

Originally Posted by neojester12

My sister was getting beveraginated

Devaginated?!

[Pub Lover]

He meant she grrrrrrrrrrr!


Nevermind!

[-GROG-]

I was taken aside by a disney character once and well now im terrified of Winnie the Pooh.

dear God.... I can still see those eyes.

[Juttin]

What kind of retard/inbred Pooh is that?

[The hero is me]

It was also kinda flat. Roadkill inbred evil pooh?

[thebiggameover]

Originally Posted by ziggytrix

the teacup ride is not a killer

hasn't there been like, 2 more deaths after 2003?