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Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 01:22 PM       
Yeah. The little girl on the other side of the country said your going to be fine.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 09:23 PM       
my internet, two light fixtures and now my laptop are all fucked up so that little girl was wrong, SOMEBODY HAS BEEN HURT
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:57 AM       
i was gonna post something mean about elx and kahl and their thoughts on fitness in this thread, then i deleted it after i thought it was needlessly rude

maybe i should hang up the trollin boots, guys.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 03:48 PM       
Elx is either an expert troll or incredibly naive and gullible

Maybe stupid, too
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 05:33 PM       
She's 17 and has aspergers or something like that.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 07:15 PM       
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i was gonna post something mean about elx and kahl and their thoughts on fitness in this thread, then i deleted it after i thought it was needlessly rude
Oh no fatness expert chojin was going to post something about how he knows everything about fatness.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 08:29 PM       
I wonder if the gravity field generated by a heavyset individual can be calculated. And how it influences orbiting bodies in motion @@;
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 08:56 PM       
Everything creates a gravitational field, everything that has mass, anyway.

But that of a person would be rather insignificant.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 08:59 PM       
I was discussing this with a "former" member of this fine board. The consensus was that if you were fat enough, you could have Trojan points, where you could store random bits of food for emergencies. Wouldn't that be cool?

If you were really fat, if you were able to jump off the Earth, it might start revolving around you.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 08:59 PM       
Just in case you think I'm being serious, I'm not.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 09:26 PM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 09:33 PM       
MAYBE.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 09:38 PM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:08 PM       
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you could have Trojan points
Are those like lagrange points, or however you spell it?
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:11 PM       
what he meant was chojin points.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:15 PM       
I have two Chojin points
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 01:08 PM       
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Are those like lagrange points, or however you spell it?
Yes, they're special cases of LaGrange points (I can't be bothered right now to look it up). I think they are in the same orbit as the planet to which they are associated, L4 (forward) and L5 (retro).

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what he meant was chojin points.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 12:07 AM       
This is for Kitsa:

http://www.scientificcomputing.com/n...43,01283672320

Important health tip - don't drink water that glows in the dark.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 09:57 AM       
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/...ation-program/
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 10:33 AM       
b-because we're gonna focus on manned Mars missions, right?
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 10:37 AM       
more like goodbye U.S space program



http://news.discovery.com/space/nasa...moon-plan.html
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 10:50 AM       
Earth first, THEN space.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 10:52 AM       
Also, this is so that they don't have to land anyone on the moon because that would prove that the original landing site isn't how it was supposed to be.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 11:03 AM       
i hope you trip into a russian rocket and die
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