A friend of mine has two girlfriends now. He doesn't want to give up either for the other, and everybody involved is perfectly happy with the situation
And they're both very attractive too
God just seriously cannot exist, because what kind of fucking idiot God would give an atheist two girlfriends?
And no, no no no, no no, no no, no, no no, the thought of a threesome sickens him
I need better friends they all make me so goddamn angry all the time
I went to a "jam night" to play my bass and it was a very scary experience. I felt for Emu when he had a panic attack going through Atlanta even though when I went through I picked rush hour and it was bumper to bumper . So I get the balls to go down to a Jam night with my hand made Italian fucking loud bitchen bass amp and set up and everything seems cool. I order a beer and relaxed on a bench/bar table thing and watch bitch face organizer do her stupid acoustic "original material" boring shit. Another stupid ass Acoustic douche bag idiot recognizes me from the stupid ass Facebook@com faggot site and say's "Hey I recognizes you from the Facesbookcom" I ignore him politely but give him the thumbs up and a look of "hey you might be cool enough to play with me someday". Bitch face is on stage and I'm behind her thinking "this is the only place I would ever be comfortable" and proceed to accompany her and then she turns her head very quickly and mouths something...I can't hear her and she say's something again and I say "huh?" and she say's "don't play" and I say "why" and then she says "you have never heard the song before so you wouldn't know the changes" and I left
I didn't receive it Soundtest has been my friend and hasn't posts for a while...I found a drummer who was my best friend from when I was a kid and his profile says he likes men but he was candy for the lady's when I knew him
Microwaved Grape: she is so good looking you don't even care about how she is smoking hot
monobrow0101: She cant take pictures because the flash makes her go into a seizure
Microwaved Grape: hey fuck you in a japanese bukkake house ok
Microwaved Grape direct connection is closed.
Microwaved Grape signed off at 1:10:16 AM.
At first I laughed really hard, then I found out he was really pissed.
I LAUGHED MORE WHEN I WENT ON A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT AND HE BLOCKED ME ON THERE.
. So I get the balls to go down to a Jam night with my hand made Italian fucking loud bitchen bass amp and set up and everything seems cool. I order a beer and relaxed on a bench/bar table thing and watch bitch face organizer do her stupid acoustic "original material" boring shit. Another stupid ass Acoustic douche bag idiot recognizes me from the stupid ass Facebook@com faggot site and say's "Hey I recognizes you from the Facesbookcom" I ignore him politely but give him the thumbs up and a look of "hey you might be cool enough to play with me someday". Bitch face is on stage and I'm behind her thinking "this is the only place I would ever be comfortable" and proceed to accompany her and then she turns her head very quickly and mouths something...I can't hear her and she say's something again and I say "huh?" and she say's "don't play" and I say "why" and then she says "you have never heard the song before so you wouldn't know the changes" and I left 
He has his bass in his profile picture for easy identification!!
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