The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Done?

[James]

Well, there's the pot calling the kettle black. You're a broken record of "You're a loser and a virgin" comment, which I've seen you use countless times as a response to many people.

Besides, why should I owe you anything original? You're not worth trying to think up anything else. Besides, making fun of your girlfriend is working very well. Not my fault she's a failed experiment from the island of Dr. Moureau, you know.

I hope she eats you, and chokes to death.

[sadie]

there's this irl guy who told me last summer he's been in love with me for ten years or so, and, even though he says he understands i'm not into RELATIONSHIPS now (and may never be again ) and says he expects nothing, i find that i can't even hang out with him happily anymore. i know it would never go anywhere regardless of my stance on relationships, for a number of reasons, and i don't want to end up feeling guilty for having given him any hope that it would.

also, "internet things" don't necessarily just go away, and neither are they necessarily of any less weight than other "things."

[Protoclown]

That's very sad, sadie

And "internet things" are all false, in my mind.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Jamesman

And then I could bring up Lenor.

Yes. Thank god you didn't do that; That really is an ace-in-the-hole in regard to any encounter with me.

Or perhaps I've realized and admitted it was stupid and grew up a little, rather than choosing to base a belief system of love and woe entirely on a failed encounter with some daffy canuck broad, and make theatrical online productions of the terrible (but just) internet decisions I have to make in my internet relationships.

Hard to say, though.

[Helm]

Sadie, after I have my way with you in the toolshed, I'll totally hang out with your kids too. It's gonna be great.

[sadie]

i totally don't have kids. i have a kid.

[Helm]

What if I chop it in half? :notnice

[Ninjavenom]

Roadrunner records won't care much for that. :/

[Helm]

Who cares? They've signed Biohazard, for christ's sake.

[sadie]

it.

[AChimp]

You must have a really big penis if she wanted to go for long distance sex, too, Jamesman.

[fear of karma]

i have done so many stupid things where relationships and sex are concerned.

I once gave a guy head at a track meet for the sole reason that i was bored. He told all his friends about it and I felt pretty much shunned because of my impulsive behavior.

also i dated a younger guy who only went out with me because he had a bet with his friend about who would get farther.

[CaptainBubba]

SLUT!

[Cybernetico]

This thread is interesting

Somebody get me some popcorn