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whoreable · #26

I would like to tthink that if I was a girl, I would master the art of peeing standing up at a very young age.

Jeanette X · #27

I wasn't even aware that I could until I discovered this. I typed in "woman peeing standing up" just so I could find something funny to add and found this. I will update you when and if I am able to figure out how to do it.

FS · #28

You should try one of those "pee-funnels" they make for women now, if they're available over there too. There's a three-day music festival I attend nearly every year where there's a big demonstration booth for the things. Funnels of plastic or cardboard so women can easily pee standing up at a urinal.

Incidentally, I have no problem whipping out the works at a urinal, I just clench up involuntarily if I have to stand next to guys at an open urinal, and even moreso at one of those pissing troughs.

Cybernetico · #29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doopa

girls aren't supposed to touch themselves down there!

Thats why us men kick so much ass

kellychaos · #30

Somebody needs a "Spice Channel" subscription.

Carnivore · #31

There wouldn't be an issue if all guys followed the rules. Always maintain the maximum distance from other guys peeing. If there are five urinals and a guy is using the fifth one, you use the first. If he's using the third, use the first or fifth. If you have to use a urinal immediately next to another guy, keep your eyes forward. No talking. It's a simple code and it should be posted in public restrooms.

mischief · #32

Some old lady with bad gas got into the stall next to mine today at the mall.

Darryl · #33

I am strangely aroused.

sadie · #34

if god had wanted women to pee standing up, he would've made 'em with penii.

FS · #35

And if he wanted men to pee sitting down, he would've broken their kneecaps.

Mockery · #36

And if he wanted them to pee on each other, he'd put them in a very small room with lots and lots of apple jooce.

AChimp · #37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore

There wouldn't be an issue if all guys followed the rules. Always maintain the maximum distance from other guys peeing. If there are five urinals and a guy is using the fifth one, you use the first. If he's using the third, use the first or fifth. If you have to use a urinal immediately next to another guy, keep your eyes forward. No talking. It's a simple code and it should be posted in public restrooms.

Exactly! But you forgot to add "stand somewhat close to the urinal" and "flush if possible."

kellychaos · #38

You all should consider yourselves fortunate. In South Korea, the shitters are an oval-shaped basin inset into the floor. Bad if the previous poopers had bad aim or was experiencing intestinal discomfort. Good if you want to snare a few squares from the unwilling squatter in the next stall.