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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 12:00 AM        HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GLOWBELLY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GENUII FRIEND la la la
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 12:08 AM       
Curse the time difference. It's almost tomorrow here. Regardless, happy birthday, Glow.
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 12:13 AM       
Well, I figure since it's already her birthday in her and my timezone I can go ahead and start wishing her a happy one.
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 12:23 AM       
Happy birfday. LOL
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 12:30 AM       
Can we have birthday sex, glowbelly.


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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 12:36 AM       
happy birthday, mom!
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 12:46 AM       
I LOVE YOU GLOWBELLY
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 12:50 AM       
Happy Birthday. Now dump the boy and move to Philly you idiot.
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 12:53 AM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 12:59 AM       
HAPPY BORFDAY.
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 01:05 AM       
Happy borgday.

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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 05:08 AM       
I was going to save this for Max, but... WHAT THE HECK.


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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 06:08 AM       
Happy Birthdizzle, yo.
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 06:12 AM       
Happy birthday, belovèd Glow
Happy birthday, precious Karen
It is certain, therefore I know
That without you, life is barren.

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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 08:37 AM       
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you Karen.
Did you get the card from the Meanies? They promised they would write. You MUST meet the Meanies!
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 08:42 AM       
Happy....something something....Oh yeah, birthday.
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 09:26 AM       
Happy Birthday Glow!

I'm know you're happy and getting lots of loving from the sexy wop, so I don't mind if you're not online much so long as you're having perma-orgasms!

Miss you baby, and so does your wife:




You and your man need to come visit again (or us there, whatevah)
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 10:22 AM       
happy birthday

i tried to think up a poem, or something, but i suck at that sort of thing

WOP GUY???!!!????

well anyway, sclub7 says it best:

Best Friend
© SCLUB 7


C'mon, c'mon, best friend
We all need a best friend, a best friend


I remember when we was young
Playing pool after school, keeping it cool
People say we were the troublesome two
I know the girls like me and you
I can never forget the times you've covered my back
You helped me out and cut me slack
There was nothin' you'd never do
It's all about me and you


You're my brother, you're my sister
We'll stick together
No matter what, no matter what


Best friend, never gonna let you down
Best friend, always gonna be around
You know, whatever life puts you through
I'll be there for you
We all need a best friend, to understand
A best friend, to take your hand
You know, whatever life puts you through
I'll be there for you


You remember the days when we would
Kick back, lay back
We'd be chillin' with the ladies
Those times were the greatest
So don't worry about a thing my friend
Cos you can count on me, thick and thin
Cos I'll be there right till the end, till the end


You're my brother, you're my sister
We'll stick together
No matter what, no matter what


Best friend, never gonna let you down
Best friend, always gonna be around
You know, whatever life puts you through
I'll be there for you
We all need a best friend, to understand
A best friend, to take your hand
You know, whatever life puts you through
I'll be there for you


Come on, come on, best friend
Come on, come on, best friend
Come on, come on, best friend
Come on, come on, best friend


You're my brother, you're my sister
We'll stick together
No matter what, no matter what
You're my brother, you're my sister
We'll stick together
No matter what, no matter what


Best friend, never gonna let you down
Best friend, always gonna be around
You know, whatever life puts you through
I'll be there for you
We all need a best friend, to understand
A best friend, to take your hand



i miss you.
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 10:44 AM       
Happy Birthday GlowBelly! Rock ON!

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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 11:19 AM       
to glowbelly,

I dont know you and you dont know me but I thought I'd say heppy birthday, anyway...dork.
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 11:33 AM       
Happity Hap Hap Birfday .... Yeaaaaaaaaah! .. Narf!


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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 11:55 AM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 12:05 PM       
Not to change the subject from Karen's birthday, but...

HOLY SHIT IT'S DOLE! HE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 12:05 PM       
Yeah, what's this about a sexy wop guy?
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 01:57 PM       
woohoo! i am officially 28.

wop guy is super fly.

here is a rundown of what i have received for my special day so far:
a bamboo plant (for good luck)
a really cool stretchy, clingy shirt with circles all over it
$300 worth of clothes from ann taylor
a lurvely card with a lurvely black woman in lingerie on it
powerpuff girl stickers
a phone call from my sister singing me happy birthday at 2:00am
a phone call from my old boss, my eyewear ladies and an ex- coworker singing me happy birthday while i was nekkid in the dressing room of ann taylor
a surprise package from miss daphne that i haven't received yet
a wonky beak cd (ok, i haven't received this one yet because dole is skint, but i will...oh yes i will)
another copy of inifinite jest by david foster wallace (proto: you can keep the copy you borrowed from me almost two years ago, but you have to promise that you will read it before you die)
a super pretty coral and torquoise bracelet from the art museum

my uncle has told me that i should go to techtv.com and click on fresh gear and pick something out. i could use your guys help with that. get to it!!

i am now at the library because my hard drive on my laptop fried along with the motherboard

thank all of you for your kind wishes. i'm having the best day EVER.
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