Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > Philosophy, Politics, and News
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Jonathan Clement Jonathan Clement is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Jonathan Clement sucks
Old Jan 10th, 2008, 01:43 AM        You know... maybe it WOULD be good if we just nuked the whole world...
Why not? Just end it all. No more corrupt governments. No more people killing people to gain money and control. No more conspiracies to put people in death camps and take their assets. No more spying, no more war, no more strife, no more sadness, no more greed. No more killing over religion. No more fear. Just a blissful eternity of nothingness. Wouldn't it be great? If we never had to worry about conspiracies ever again? If we never had to worry about hell again? To not worry about losing our loved ones? Wouldn't it be better if we just died out and no longer existed? Don't you agree, To just die and never worry again? Don't you see how meaningless each one of our existences are? It's pointless. You can't win. We'll all die out eventually. Even as a species. The energy in the universe will just grow thinner and thinner and then we won't be able to survive any longer. Black holes will never go away. There are new ones all the time. Don't you see? People are always fighting and killing each other. Making each other miserable. Being greedy, having no compassion at all. Only the strong survive, the weak must go through a life of misery because they can't attract a mate, or even friends. If there is a God, he is evil. I see no other way, except that God doesn't exist. What's the point of living? Why live at all? You will forget everything you've experienced anyway? So why NOT just nuke us all? Destroy the misery. Destroy the fear. Make it end. Nobody will ever worry about nukes or conspiracies ever again. If drugs are the only way to enjoy life, then let's choose death...
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Mockery Mockery is offline
Pickled Patriarch
Mockery's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Mockery is probably a real personMockery is probably a real person
Old Jan 10th, 2008, 01:49 AM       
Jonathan wants to share his Philosophies with you guys, so I moved this to the Philosophy forum.

:suckers
__________________
Talent, vigor, drive...
You'll eat peanut butter the rest of your life.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Emu Emu is offline
Level 29 ♂
Emu's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Peoria, IL
Emu is probably a real personEmu is probably a real person
Old Jan 10th, 2008, 02:03 AM       
John, I just e-mailed a link to this post to the FBI. They'll be arriving tomorrow.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Geggy Geggy is offline
say what now?
Geggy's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Peebody
Geggy is probably a spambot
Old Jan 10th, 2008, 06:19 AM       
The Celtics lost last night. There's no reason to live anymore =(
__________________
enjoy now, regret later
Reply With Quote
  #5  
El Blanco El Blanco is offline
Mocker
El Blanco's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: New York, NY
El Blanco is probably a spambot
Old Jan 10th, 2008, 08:26 AM       
Mockery, what the fuck did we do to you?

The reason I stay in here primarily is to avoid this rambling shit.

Johnathan, stop being such a little emo pussy. If you really bought into that shit and weren't just crying for attention, you'd have quietly offed yourself by now.
__________________
according to my mongoose, anyway.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
AlliSabbah AlliSabbah is offline
Member
AlliSabbah's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2007
AlliSabbah is probably a spambot
Old Jan 10th, 2008, 08:40 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mockery View Post
Jonathan wants to share his Philosophies with you guys, so I moved this to the Philosophy forum.

:suckers
I used to think you were such a good guy too.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Emu Emu is offline
Level 29 ♂
Emu's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Peoria, IL
Emu is probably a real personEmu is probably a real person
Old Jan 10th, 2008, 10:58 AM       
I also sent them links to your anonymous YouTube videos attempting to subvert the new world order. Have fun in Guantanamo, Jon.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Sleazeappeal Sleazeappeal is offline
Ms. Sorghum Molasses '82
Sleazeappeal's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Sleazeappeal is probably a spambot
Old Jan 10th, 2008, 01:51 PM       
So we'll have a lot more to live for, but no one will be left alive.

Something tells, cunning plan, all the way through, etc.
__________________
'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.'
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Grislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contest
Old Jan 10th, 2008, 02:41 PM       
__________________
IT'S A GOOFY BALL, MATTHEW. NOT A SUPER COMPUTER.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Fat_Hippo Fat_Hippo is offline
Feel the guilt
Fat_Hippo's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Switzerland
Fat_Hippo is probably a spambot
Old Jan 10th, 2008, 04:08 PM       
If you think life is so bad, jump off a bridge. Then you won't give a shit anymore, and I can keep ENJOYING my life. NO, I do not think we should just nuke the world, because anyone who wants to be dead, can commit suicide, and leave us happy people the fuck alone. Thank you.

P.S. I seriously hope you aren't actually serious, because if so, you should take a looooooooooooong look at your life and see if it's really that bad. And hey, look on the bright side: At least you're not african! Then you'd be fucked!
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Seven Force Seven Force is offline
Let's play Hardball!
Seven Force's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Under my desk, MSNBC
Seven Force is probably a spambot
Old Jan 10th, 2008, 04:11 PM       
aw man sounds like somebodys a emo faggot in this thread i wonder who it could be

Spoilers!
__________________
Ha!
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Jeanette X Jeanette X is offline
Queen of the Beasts
Jeanette X's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: in my burrow
Jeanette X is probably a spambot
Old Jan 11th, 2008, 02:29 AM       
*ahem*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existentialism
Try this for size.

By the way, if you're seriously thinking about killing yourself (and given the tone of your post, you sound like it), please go get some help. Call 1-800-SUICIDE or something. Seriously.
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Tadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contest
Old Jan 11th, 2008, 06:29 PM       
Should I read his post? I thought about it... but I'd rather watch a video of it instead.
Reply With Quote
  #14  
MattJack MattJack is offline
Role Assigner
MattJack's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: The Mother F*ckin Dirty (bruh)
MattJack has joined BAPE's armyMattJack has joined BAPE's armyMattJack has joined BAPE's armyMattJack has joined BAPE's armyMattJack has joined BAPE's armyMattJack has joined BAPE's army
Old Jan 12th, 2008, 06:47 AM       
I have such a <3on for Jon's writings.

He's not just a writer, but a visionary!

I just wish there were a couple of regular posters like this guy.. wait..

Let me paint yall an I-Mockery Dream Team with my imagination brush! It isn't a complete painting, so you may have to fill in the blanks to help me out!

1. VinceZeb - Kind of the "leader" if you will. He sits in the middle of the round table and runs shit.
2. OAO - He's kind of like if Solomon Gundy and Brainiac had a baby.
3. Jonathan Clement -
4. KK -
5. KellyChaos/Fartin Mowler - Kind of like those twins that had the rings, but gayer.

oh a boy can dream
__________________
JANGIS KHAN
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Girl Drink Drunk Girl Drink Drunk is offline
Official forum judge
Girl Drink Drunk's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Canada
Girl Drink Drunk is probably a spambot
Old Jan 12th, 2008, 11:27 AM       
Are all ex-Mormons this melodramatic and delusional?
__________________
"Ignoring all the retarded anime shit and Guitar Woman fawning over a drawing to say that Toobin' is the best Tube similation since Virtual Bart."- Gadzooks
mockery.com/halloween/bag/costumequiz/default.php
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Spetsnaz Spetsnaz is offline
Choking Hazard
Spetsnaz's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: The Deep South
Spetsnaz is probably a spambot
Old Jan 12th, 2008, 02:31 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement View Post
Why not? Just end it all. No more corrupt governments. No more people killing people to gain money and control. No more conspiracies to put people in death camps and take their assets. No more spying, no more war, no more strife, no more sadness, no more greed. No more killing over religion. No more fear. Just a blissful eternity of nothingness. Wouldn't it be great? If we never had to worry about conspiracies ever again? If we never had to worry about hell again? To not worry about losing our loved ones? Wouldn't it be better if we just died out and no longer existed? Don't you agree, To just die and never worry again? Don't you see how meaningless each one of our existences are? It's pointless. You can't win. We'll all die out eventually. Even as a species. The energy in the universe will just grow thinner and thinner and then we won't be able to survive any longer. Black holes will never go away. There are new ones all the time. Don't you see? People are always fighting and killing each other. Making each other miserable. Being greedy, having no compassion at all. Only the strong survive, the weak must go through a life of misery because they can't attract a mate, or even friends. If there is a God, he is evil. I see no other way, except that God doesn't exist. What's the point of living? Why live at all? You will forget everything you've experienced anyway? So why NOT just nuke us all? Destroy the misery. Destroy the fear. Make it end. Nobody will ever worry about nukes or conspiracies ever again. If drugs are the only way to enjoy life, then let's choose death...
__________________
"I'm so tired of spending evenings making fake insights with people who work for "Dysentery."
"Commentary."
"Oh really? I had heard that "Commentary" and "Dissent" had merged and formed "Dysentery."
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Tadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contest
Old Jan 12th, 2008, 02:47 PM       
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Girl Drink Drunk Girl Drink Drunk is offline
Official forum judge
Girl Drink Drunk's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Canada
Girl Drink Drunk is probably a spambot
Old Jan 12th, 2008, 09:02 PM       
__________________
"Ignoring all the retarded anime shit and Guitar Woman fawning over a drawing to say that Toobin' is the best Tube similation since Virtual Bart."- Gadzooks
mockery.com/halloween/bag/costumequiz/default.php
Reply With Quote
  #19  
george george is offline
i will let you down
george's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MARYLAND
george is probably pretty okgeorge is probably pretty okgeorge is probably pretty ok
Old Jan 13th, 2008, 01:23 AM       
i wish everyone but me were dead.

so john can just kick things off. a flood starts with just one drop and all that zen shit.

and the fine people who make orange crush soda can stay awhile longer.
__________________
tax collectors, fishermen and whores, baby.
i am super humble, and better than bacon
doctorboogie fanclub member #1
@jorgedomingo on twitter.
Reply With Quote
Reply



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:12 AM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.