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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 04:13 AM       
Shut up

I'm trying to lose at least 10-15 pounds this summer.
I'm currently 140 and was almost 153 at the end of june

Riddlin heightens metabolism so I was thin untill they gave me this other shit
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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 04:15 AM       
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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 09:54 AM       
I didn't put much effort into this, just like ArrowX,s replies :/

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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 10:49 AM       


ArrowX is 13 years old!

EDIT: There was a kid that looked like him in my junior high that got beat up all the time. It was hilarious. He picked his nose in class and stuff and "forgot" to wear underwear one day.
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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 11:36 AM       
actually dispite my flabby exterior i'm 15
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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 12:12 PM       
He's 100% Baby fat.
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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 01:15 PM       
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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 03:39 PM       
I wonder if livejournal allows direct linking. If so,



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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 03:57 PM       


just for fun no meaning implied by what I did :/
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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 04:08 PM       
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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 11:32 PM       
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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 11:54 PM       
Arrow X you look like a good kid!
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 12:38 AM       


More head hairs, less face hairs, overal hairs equillibrium intact.

ps im going underground for the duration of the olympics. the sekret services are out to get me!
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 07:41 AM       
I have decided you look like a badass greek version of Anthony whatisface from the red hot chilli peppers.
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 08:06 AM       
it's funny that he's also greek
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 08:20 AM       
Helm I have a confession to make. I have been known to occasionnaly use a pic of you (the "fuck you" one is great) as my msn avatar during my little "internet pervert exposed" games.
I'm sorry. But the thought of their embarrassment as they realized they've been wanking their sorry little flesh thing to an angry, hairy badass guy was worth it.
Well I guess you can go ahead and beat me - just not on the head if possible.
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 08:24 AM       


Is that an EGA Swamp Thing?

EDIT: Nevermind, I just read the YUS thread in Art Shit.
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 08:25 AM       
The due punishment will be considered strictly voluntarily if the logs from such sessions are made public for the enjoyment of all.
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 08:48 AM       
Colour me thick as pigshit.
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 09:03 AM       
I certainly would if it was at all possible. Which it is not, since
a) - those are conversations in french
b) - I almost never keep the logs, just share some cut&paste, pictures and screen copies with my friend

I realize these facts put me in a difficult situation. I'm not even sure I have one dick picture that escaped my latest cleaning frenzy.
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 11:08 AM       
haha you mean you've gotten them to send you pictures of their penii and whatnot? You must be good at the exposing internet pervet game.

Personally, as funny as I find the logs (ninjavenom's last one had me laughing on the floor) I do not think this moral high-ground of us being 'not perverts' and the other people seeking company on-line as 'perverts' is neither valid nor fair. If a lonely internet person is a pervert, then so is the guy that hits on girls in the street or whatever. They might be crude and hilarious in their online attempts but let's not point the finger and laugh too hard because this here our little internet mocking clique isn't so many steps up from their situation.
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 11:30 AM       
Indeed, the 'perverts' often get baited a great deal to actually get them to start. Save for those few cases where the guy is like:

HOTTguy4u: r u a girl
Person#1: no
HOTTguy4u: bye

HOTTguy4u: r u a girl
Person#2: yes
HOTTguy4u: k lets cyber im softly rubin ur beasts
HOTTguy4u: brests i mean
HOTTguy4u: helo

I tend to think of them on the same level as prank calls. Which can be funny if done right.
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 11:36 AM       
I love you, FS. Am I pervert to want your mansex so badly?
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 12:08 PM       
Not as long as we agree that mansex must involve PAIN



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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 12:14 PM       
chatrooms are full of company-deprived people of both genders who are just seeking fake sex (or sometimes even real if possible). It doesn't require much to get them to send pictures of their private parts, or even masturbate in front of their webcam. Even women - this is my friend's job, and you wouldn't believe the things he gets.

Actually I do not consider them perverts, just animals who are purely driven by their hypothalamus. Social conventions that say a minimum of intimacy between two persons is required before showing them their reproductive organs are happily thrown to the dogs when anonymity and safeness allows it (= on the internet), as a useless burden that just delays them getting to the point i.e. organic satisfaction.

I might be the most perverted one in this scheme, the one who enjoys ridiculing animals and rubbing their nose in their own shit.
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