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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 07:25 PM        well, since I already posted... here is a Scary story
Today on my way to work a fucking WASP flew into the car while I was driving and landed itself on the windshield and SLOWLY CRAWLED UP IT TOWARDS MY FACE!!!
I freaked out and just stared at it since I had no where to pull off the side of the road. I was just about to get to the parking lot of where I work (which... the road ends and then parking lot is right there), and I hit a red light. So I checked quick to see if there were any cars that would absolutely hit me, but there was just enough time, so I ran the light, drove into the parking lot, didn't turn or anything, just stopped the car and ran out. I waited and waited and finally it flew out.
There were lots of people around looking at me wondering what the hell I was doing. I was shaking for at least 15 minutes after that.
I drove home today with the windows up and the air on.
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 07:27 PM       
Eyugh. I don't suppose you read my spider story, huh?

We just need to do away with all insects, especially ones that can cause injury and induce fear.
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 07:29 PM       
the funny thing is unless you are allergic wasp and bee stings arent that bad, but people seem to fear them more than anything
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 07:31 PM       
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Eyugh. I don't suppose you read my spider story, huh?

We just need to do away with all incests, especially ones that can cause injury and induce fear.
Dude, all inner family sexual relations are bad, and ALL of them cause injury and induce fear
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 07:31 PM       
It's because of my fear that I've NEVER been stung. I freak out, scream like a girl, and scamper about like a ninny, but I've NEVER been stung.

So I don't know if I'm allergic. I just don't fucking want to get stung, bitten, or have my belly button be the nest for insect eggs.
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 07:34 PM       
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Eyugh. I don't suppose you read my spider story, huh?

We just need to do away with all incests, especially ones that can cause injury and induce fear.
Dude, all inner family sexual relations are bad, and ALL of them cause injury and induce fear
Shut your filthy Jew mouth, OK? Just shut it.

And not all incest is bad. If I had a hot sister, I'd totally be doing the anal with her right now. Booyah!
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 07:36 PM       
I have bad luck with the stingy bugs. I had a yellow jack fly down the back of my shirt while driving. The little bastard bit me on the back. And since they bite, don't sting as such, he proceded to fall down my pants and bite me on the ass.
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 08:00 PM       
Stings and bites are just mildly inconvenient. However, arachnophobia is something that i can't just easily blow off. I am to spiders as james is to bees.
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 08:24 PM       
I FUCKING HATE INSECTS.
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 08:25 PM       
I need to get the balls to start eating bugs so i can live on my survival trip
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 08:31 PM       
Last summer there was a bumblebee's nest outside my house, and I never left my house, because they looked like huge black, furry balls flying around. Scary.

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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 09:16 PM       
I'm not insanely afraid of bees. I just fucking hate insects, and I don't want to get stung. I'm MILDLY afraid.

Thankfully, there have been no bees invading my room all summer. :knockonwood
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 09:23 PM       
I'm allergic to bees, but that's not why I'm afraid of them...

When I was 7 I stepped on a yellow-jacket nest. I ran home and got stung on the way hundreds of times in pretty much every place on me. It looked like I had chicken pox for a while...and I still have a scar on my eyelid from it.

To this day when I hear or see a flying/buzzing insect, I go nuts.
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 09:37 PM       
i spent last week beating the crap out of a shtiload of wasp nests with a goddamn five foot pole. but i came closer to being stung when i switched to a twenty foot chemical spray
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 09:39 PM       
I used this one wasp killer that would kill them in midair. it was sweet they would just be flying then fall to the ground and die
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 11:04 PM       
I hate it when insects keep flying into windows. The same spot again and again. Can't they die now from all the impact?
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 11:08 PM       
I hate it when you have three fucking mosquito's in your bedroom before you go to sleep. You can't go to sleep with them in your room, naturally, but you can't seem to catch the bastards either. So then you're up another hour trying every trick in the book to either get them to leave or catch/kill them, but they're sly little unstoppable bastards.
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 11:12 PM       
Once I saw this gigantic beetle(?) about the size of my hand... it looked so sinister. I still have nightmares about it. Spiders don't bother me at all. Anything that is BIG with antennae though...

edit: deja vu... i know i posted this before... chatter emoticon and all
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 11:21 PM       
once i was just sittin at my table eating when a Fly the size of a half dollar landed like right on my food... i have no paticular aversion to bugs but that scared the hell outta me...

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I hate it when insects keep flying into windows. The same spot again and again. Can't they die now from all the impact?
that happens out my window at night and i never really noticed how annoying it was till now
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 12:28 AM       
I was attaked by a bunch of wasps once.

One dug so deep into my hair that i didn't find it till the next day when i took a shower. it died in my hair.

And before that i really didn't mind bugs, but know i got a phobia of being covered in a colony of anything.
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 03:06 AM       
When I mow the lawn, there are bumblebees everywhere. So I mow them. Yep.
Those big bastards hurt when they fly in your face when you're biking.
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 03:13 AM       
I haven't been stung by a wasp since I was like... 9, or something, but I think it was quite painful. But maybe I exaggerated it in my memory.

The last time I remember, I got stung in the tip of my right index finger while at school in the morning, and I had to walk around with it all day, sucking the poison out (or rather, trying to). The teachers didn't have anything to help me with. How traumatic. Hm. Maybe that explains my thinking wasp stings hurt so much.
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 03:14 AM       
until my dad came over and gassed it last week, there was a humongous hornet's nest on the roof of my front porch.
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 03:30 AM       
My back garden is half grass and half a stepping-stones-closely-packed-together thing. Almost every fucking Summer we get a hornet's nest between the cracks.

Not to mention the one Summer where a Queen Bee was attracted by a nearby scent, landed in one of our conifer bushes and attracted an entire fucking army of them. We had to call the Bee-man to get them removed.
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