new life

[FartinMowler]

Elite? Can you elaborate on the significance of you status?

[mburbank]

Websters Collegiatte defines "Elite" as ONE BIG NOTCH BELLOW FARTIN MOWLER!! FARTIN MOWLER RULES!!! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! HEY, FARTIN! ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY! GO FARTIN! GO FARTIN!



Seriously now, with a user name as intensley droll as "Fartin Mowler" you pretty much know right off the bat he's going to be good. PROBING QUESTION, FARTIN! YOU ARE ONE BIG NUMB TIT FOR SURE!

[FartinMowler]

Mburbank I find you nurturing and I am just a sycophant. I bow to your supreme intellect.

[cherry]

oh look its back. goodie. lets see what it will say next. i bet you some scouring pads it is bllody hilarious. come on mowler, dont let me down.

[mburbank]

Cherry, Please! How could someone who came up with the rib tickling user name Fartin Mowler dissapoint in any way?

[FartinMowler]

Thats the point asswipe. Some dink in highschool used to call me this and I thought it was appropriate that I use this name. Could have come up with something clever like Les WAste or Jamesman. Wow Cherry is fucking brilliant name!!! Shut the fuck up. My next post will be " I had a shower" then " I ate a bowl of cereal" then " I walked the fucking dog"

[slavemason]

Some one could slip him some BEANO.

[James]

How the fuck did I get involved here? Stupid Martin. And for the record, my name is very boring and original, seeing as I've stated my distaste for "wacky" and "zany" user names. So your insult is as weak as your little girl legs.

Martin, your problem is you think this place is supposed to be "on" all the time. If it's not a joke, it's not supposed to be here. You fail to realize that not everyone is a friendless dipshit like you, and some of us have strong ties to others on here. Therefore, certain information, such as Cherry's new career, is very interesting to a number of people on here. To try to contact each indivisual person on an instant messenger would be just as stupid as, well, some retarded newbie named FartinMowler trying to pick fights with random people because he has no fucking clue what's going on.

Like I said before, you already failed your initiation for these boards. You shouldn't even be allowed to post right now.

[James]

Oh, and good luck, cherry.

[mburbank]

Geeze. Fartin. I'm really sorry, man. I totally missjudged you. Here I thought 'Fartin Mowler' was your idea of a joke and I was razzing you and everything, and it turns out some guys who picked on you called you that, and now it's like, you Nom de Guere, which is jaunty and turns the tables on your oppressors. Sort of like the way the Founding Fathers took Yankee Doodle as a nicname, or Ben Affleck took on Daredevil. I guess I had you pegged all wrong.

See, I thought the Fartin Mowler joke was what made you a numb tit, and all along it was the way you jumped in to something you know nothing about, bit off more than you could chew and made yourself look like a complete idiot before your stupid ass body had even followed your foot through the door.

My bad.

[FartinMowler]

Msn is where I talk to my friends. Its a public forum and if you can't handle a noobie like me poking fun then I will leave. Team Elite

[slavemason]

I think you really hurt him that time Max.
It's been so long I forgot, Cherry aren't you waiting around to open a book store or something?
Whatever you did, three weeks off sounds like a good time for a bender.