A STORY ABOUT MARTIN FOWLER LOL

[James]

HELLO I AM MARTIN AND I JUST GRADUATED FROM GAY SCHOOL!



MY PARENTS GAVE ME THE INTERNET YES ALL OF IT AS A GIFT BECAUSE I AM SO COOL FOR THEM.


MARTIN FOWLER LOL MORE LIKE FARTIN MOWLER I AM SO MEAN AND CLEVER.


I TOO MUST AGREE THAT YOU ARE A FARTIN MOWLER LOL WE SURE GOT YOU GOOD!


THAT IS SUCH A MEAN NAME I THINK I WILL USE IT ON THE INTERNET I GOT!


WHAT IS THIS IMOCKERY DOT COM!!!111111 THEY MUST BE A FUN BUNCH I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT BUT I WILL GO BECAUSE I NEED FREINDS!


SURELY THEY WILL LOVE ME BECAUSE MY PARENTS SAID I AM TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL WHICH IS WHY I GRADUATED.


NO THEY DID NOT LIKE ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHY NOW I HAVE BECOME A NEGRO.

The End

[mburbank]

It's funny because it's true.

[FartinMowler]

I don't know who I like more Jamesman or Les WAste.

[glowbelly]

these kinds of posts make me miss spazboy and mister fart even more.

[mburbank]

Lets have a betting pool to see how long it is before Fartin trows a total hissy fit and makes a long, whining post about how we all think we're hot shit and he's better than us and we're unwelcoming and we can't take it and we don't 'get him'. I say it happens before Friday.

COME ON, FARTIN! GO NUTS!

"I did not paint a target on my back before coming here. It's a birthmark"

-Fartin "Numb Tit" Mowler

[CaptainBubba]

I'm just curious. When was the last time you guys got along with a newb? I thought Shutup was on good terms with you guys but you seem to hate him now too.

Why don't you just make the boards inaccessable to other people or something? :/

[James]

I wish the new boards had an image resizing tag (unless I'm missing it).

Anyway. Whoreable, Mr Adventure, Orange Juice Bruce and Les Waste came out of the blue on the old boards, and were immediately accepted and loved by many.

Which is why they are worthy members of the SUPER CREW.

[glowbelly]

speak for yourself

[CaptainBubba]

Thanks, just wanted to know.

More on topic, could you direct me to some examples of Martin's lovely posts?

[James]

cherry's "new life" thread is ripe with Fartin goodness.

[mburbank]

Absolutely, that's where the gems are. George was an instantly accepted Newb, as was I for that matter. I couldn't care less if someones new. If they are funny, smart, add to the mix or can find really good pictures of Dita Von Teese and post them (and not that crap that everyone's seen a million times, God DAMNIT, my tastes are REFINED and SPECIFFIC!) If however, they patently suck and brag about it like "Shut Up", or leap into the fray hoping against hope tht no one will notice they're new AND all the while saying stuff no one would say if not for the fact that they just now showed up and didn't bother to even attempt to get the drift and attack someone with no context whatever and in an infantile, unfunny way, like Fartin, well then, KATIE BAR THE DOOR if you know what I mean.

[James]

Yeah. Like I've said before, the main thing with newbies is that the "regulars" are wary of a stranger enterting the community, much like that nature bitch who lived with apes. And since the majority of newbies end up being idiots (see: Jamesman Presents #1), it's become common practice to treat every newbie as a possible dipshit.

But there are plenty of people who break through and get accepted. I'm still hope to be one of them.

[CaptainBubba]

Proposed solution: Upon registering there should be an "observation period" of appropriate length where the newly registered member may only read posts and not actually make any.

Its only an idea. :/ It would certainly let people get a good idea of what to post, because telling people what not to post is obviously futile.

On another note: Fartin Mowler was a keeper you guys! You let one of the good ones go!!

[James]

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

On another note: Fartin Mowler was a keeper you guys! You let one of the good ones go!!

His story will live on forever, though.

[mburbank]

By nature bitch who went to live with the apes, I assume your're referring to Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg.



YOWZAH! BUDDAH BING BANG! GOODNIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

[FartinMowler]

OOOOH I am dead. cool.. Oh well kids remember that this site could be a great place for someone with pent up aggressions to let it out and not shoot there little buddies at school.

Thankyou and goodnight

[James]

Originally Posted by FartinMowler

and not shoot there little buddies at school.

SOMEONE WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO MY OTHER THREAD

[Les Waste]

Max made me LOL

And there shouldn't be anything against new people. What I hate are people who fucking suck. There are new people who don't suck, and there are people who have been around a while who extremely suck. I just think some retarded ass new people who get made fun of just use the "you're only picking on me because I'm a newbie! Well all of you jerks were newbies at one point!" excuse so they can avoid rejection and the fact that they suck.

[whoreable]

I think the only reason I wasnt labeled a complete cocksucker by everyone is casue I didnt annonce myself to everyone or really stand out.

but then again I guess that is why I am nothing special either.

I rarely say anything I think is funny or clever but then again I dont think I am at the same level of some of these jackasses.
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MARIJUANA REHAB FORUM

[MrAdventure]

I MADE A "WELCOME ME" THREAD LOL IT WAS "TEAM RICK ASTLEY"

(I wasn't always loved when I first came around. You know what I did? I cradled my head and tried to cry, but I couldn't, because I was too busy trying to wonder why these folks would be indifferent to someone they didn't know, to an undeveloped name attached to comments that attempted to ring with some tone of familiarity.)

BOO HOO POOR YOU YOU'RE NEW AND IT IS COLD AND STRANGE

THERE ARE CERTAIN CONFORMIST ROUTINES YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH IF YOU WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN A COMMUNITY IT IS VERY OBVIOUS

[sadie]

i don't remember my first post, but it was stupid. i'm glad those days are over. :P

[FS]

Mammoth, most newbies get abused for two reasons:

-It's fun. Most of the time.
-It's a way to root out people that suck. Verbally attacking them is just one way of getting a response out of a person, which in turn lets everyone here see what kind of person they really are. When someone endures a newbie beating long enough or even manages to throw back some effective insults, they gain respect (and sometimes love ). And then there are people whose first posts impress so much that they're immediately deemed cool. Or people who just sneak in the back door and aren't really noticed until someone starts asking where that peculiar smell is coming from, like me.

If we'd change it, it wouldn't be fun. NOW PUT THOSE KLINGON PAINSTICKS AWAY, ACHIMP.