I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by gingerninja

I'm new to the party. I brought some doritos!

:groan

[executioneer]

i wish they still made taco flavor or at least that they made taco flavor that didn't have to share a bag with "chipotle ranch" or whatever the fuck flavor it is

[Pub Lover]

Why? Why am I always surprised when google shows me a penis? It happens everyday.

[Pub Lover]

Doopa's birthday thread got me wondering "As she doesn't post here anymore, why does she get a birthday thread?" Sure, she has a pretty strong connection to the site, but surely Rog can't forget to buy her a gift every year...

Looking back, her 2006 thread had, the now banned, Noob3 ask the very question I was thinking. Mister Mockery defended himself by saying she reads the boards, but I note a distinct lack of her posting her thanks to the vet well wishers.

2006 has no thread as the Barrs were crossing the country at the time. Did he remember to get her something? Or was he too busy singing a song about meat on a stick?

In 2005 the chip in her hand started blinking, a strong clue to remind the rubberfaced & picklehatted one, but she did take time out from hiding to make a quick appearance. Possibly the last time before her statements of "I love reading your site, I do it all the time" began to ring truely hollow.

If it weren't for Fartin & ArrowX 2004 would be a pretty impressive vet roster. If I rememebered who half those people were. And as I don't, Ol' Doopapoopa could've posted everyday for all I recall.

I actually posted in the 2003 thread. A suggestion that she was an active member of the forum at the time and such a thread wasn't some vile necrophilial obsession with a posed live doll... WTH am a talking about?

[Asila]

That's... actually quite impressive

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

It being the 14th here.

Of August.

I RECALL THIS RUNNING GAG.

WE'RE STILL DOING IT IN THE FUTURE?

[Esuohlim]

I rarely post in birthday threads because I rarely care

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by executioneer

i wish they still made taco flavor or at least that they made taco flavor that didn't have to share a bag with "chipotle ranch" or whatever the fuck flavor it is

Taco flavor Doritos ... mmmmmm tasty.

I'd buy a bag of the taco/ranch combo Doritos, then painstakingly separate all the ranch from the taco, then throw all that ranch shit away.

Why WHY did they stop making this awesome flavor?

[JediScum]

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

Taco flavor Doritos ... mmmmmm tasty.

I'd buy a bag of the taco/ranch combo Doritos, then painstakingly separate all the ranch from the taco, then throw all that ranch shit away.

Why WHY did they stop making this awesome flavor?

BECAUSE JOHN RITTER DIED!!!!!!!!!!

[Fathom Zero]

Originally Posted by executioneer

i wish they still made taco flavor or at least that they made taco flavor that didn't have to share a bag with "chipotle ranch" or whatever the fuck flavor it is

I know you can still find them at the Biggs in Harrison, OH.

[JediScum]

I Don't want money, as it's worthless....

I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT A DONLLAR LOOKS LIKE

IS it like like a donkey, with a medusa for a left front leg?

[liquidstatik]

..

[Dixie]

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

Taco flavor Doritos ... mmmmmm tasty.

I'd buy a bag of the taco/ranch combo Doritos, then painstakingly separate all the ranch from the taco, then throw all that ranch shit away.

Why WHY did they stop making this awesome flavor?

I'm pining for the smokin' cheddar barbecue Doritos. I loved those, even more than Funyuns.

[executioneer]

TURN YOUR SPEAKERS UP

http://f0rked.com/flash/v=doritos

[WhiteRat]

It seems to me that all of the newer Dorito flavors pretty much taste the same. I get excited when I saw "cheesy sexy pizza" flavor or some other branded shit only to realize that it tastes no different than nacho cheesier.

[Asila]

I still kind of pine for the guacamole doritos, but that may be a good thing because I don't need to be eating doritos, sheesh

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I RECALL THIS RUNNING GAG.

WE'RE STILL DOING IT IN THE FUTURE?

I like to mention it everytime I fuck something up because of timezones.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I never post in birthday threads because I hate you all

I spend an hour reading birthday threads today, & it was either some divinely guided action, or you being a big old liar but every non-Doopenstein thread I picked had you in it.

Originally Posted by executioneer

who the hell is ray grincho and why should i not put him on my ignore list

Well, that answered & corrected one of my previously considered unfounded doubts.

Originally Posted by Asila

<3 <3 You need a roadie or anything?

Willie's roadies are all pale, effeminate boys in tight trousers.

Originally Posted by WhiteRat

What do you expect when you post a thread with a grand total of four words in the first post?

I. Fucked. Your. Mom.

[Tadao]

Carlos Mencia should have never taken time off. I was mildly interested when he first started to get famous. Now he's thew only thing on and I'm gonna watch the news instead.

[Asila]

Originally Posted by Tadao

Carlos Mencia should have never taken time off. I was mildly interested when he first started to get famous. Now he's thew only thing on and I'm gonna watch the news instead.

I just finished watching his standup, it was.. eh

[Esuohlim]

CARLOS MENCIA SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN, YOU MEAN.

[ElPila666]

[T-Rex]

Carlos Mencia doesn't do stand up. He re-tells jokes from good comedians. Only badly.



Also, these snacks are pretty much commercial racism towards white people. "Cracker" is OUR word!

[WhiteRat]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

I. Fucked. Your. Mom.

Now this is a thread that might have some potential.

[WhiteRat]

A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the ``Star Wars'' films.

http://www.qctimes.com/articles/2008...921.txt?sPos=3