Features

Krythor · #**10926**

Wild west night at the stannary. :/

Blue Gularis · #**10927**

In his natural environment.

I'm in the center.

-This happened next.

Boy, that was fun.

Fathom Zero · #**10928**

What a day!

Krythor · #**10929**

Guitar Woman · #**10930**

What kind of fucking disease does Fathom have

Fathom Zero · #**10931**

A birdie disease.

EDIT:

DeadKennedys · #**10932**

It's called the I know this looks stupid but girls laugh with me (I think) and maybe they'll like me. Same goes for popped collars.

Guitar Woman · #**10933**

Fathom Zero do you own a time machine

if you go back to the eighties that haircut would get you ridiculous pussy I bet

J. Tithonus Pednaud · #**10934**

Oppps! Contest spillage....

Fathom Zero · #**10935**

Damn you all.

DeadKennedys · #**10936**

Pednaud, you have mad talent. I'm not sure where the market is for vintage horror/sci-fi posters, but I'm sure it's out there, and it's calling your name in lustful gasps.

Don't feel bad Fathom. It's in my nature to make fun of people's shitty haircuts; it's kind of my thing. The bowl cut, the Trump, the faux-hawk, the meticulously-crafted 'i just rolled out of bed' look that took an hour in front of the mirror, the emo 'i'm covering half my face so you can't see how ugly I am,' and last but not least, the ironic shitty wacky 'I look like I live in a trailer park but I don't so I'm better and chicks dig me' hairdo.

Fathom Zero · #**10937**

I think it's funny that you believe I did that for a reason. I just started scratching my head and couldn't stop. That's what came of it.

Of course, that'd be the standard uncool hair cover-up story, now wouldn't it?

DeadKennedys · #**10938**

This happened when you scratched your head. Edward Scissorhands?

(I still like you

)

Guitar Woman · #**10939**

I think he was talking about the first pic.

You'd look waaaaaaaay better with short hair. Either that or grow your bangs out and shorten the back up a little.

DeadKennedys · #**10940**

With boyish features like that, the high and tight would work best.

Also, this:

70's kid stares into your soul. *creepy Earthbound doo doo doo dee*

Fathom Zero · #**10941**

Ewwww, the teeth.

If I shorten the back, how will I have my Okie Mullet? Because I want business in the front and a party in the back, too.

DeadKennedys · #**10942**

I'm pretty sure they're wood.

Otto · #**10943**

Here's some yearbook picture or something.

noob3 · #**10944**

okie mullet man you're the reason we have a bad name i tell you what

MLE · #**10945**

It looks more like a non-haircut to me. Have you even had a haircut in the last 2 years, cause that's what it would seriously look like if you just buzzed your head two year ago and never trimmed afterward.