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Old Sep 5th, 2007, 08:03 PM        HISTORY OF GOOGLE SEARCHES
Here is a fun topic! I was considering making a new thread about this but I'm not sure how many people use this feature so I felt to give it a test run here in the dump that I inherited from Willie (click here for the actual online Willie Will where the transaction took place). If it works maybe a moderator can split it to it's own thread! EDIT: Not anymore!

I'm not sure if it's just Google that does this or just any text box that you can enter shit in, but at least for me there is this feature that saves past searches that you can punch up by just typing the first letters of it (this also works with addresses in firefox so I don't have to bookmark Pornotube, whoops ) Here's the feature in action.





So if you have this EXCLUSIVE INTERNET FEATURE as well try pushing in some letters to see some of the wild stuff you have searched for. Here's some notable and possibly embarrassing stuff that I searched for in the past year.

A Link To The Past game over
- I think this was for a joke I was going to use on Zeldasbiggestfan I wonder what changed my mind


ALEX WINTER - it is in all caps. I was really excited to find out what was going on with Bill from Bill and Ted. Good things I hope!

AZTEC CORN CHIPS - My favorite taco chips. I guess I wanted to order them online.

Angelica brother nightmare - I remember the backstory to this! Jixby once sent me an amazon link to Don Rickles new biography. I said he reminded me of the Angelica's nightmare baby brother in an old episode of Rugrats. This was my failed attempt to find a screencap of it. (The image search actually showed up with a white girl sucking two black dicks )

are you smarter then a fith grader - The name of Jeff Foxworthy's terrible game show. Obviously I am not because I misspelled fifth.

Big Dipper Embarrassed - I'm not sure what this one means or why a constellation would be embarrassed. Big Dipper is a rock band and Embarrassment is a band that has ties to them. That's my only guess.

bear grylls
- Bear Grylls is that fucking cheapskate from Man Vs. Wild. I was looking up the news that he would stay at motels during his SURVIVAL EXPEDITIONS. I could of died listening to him!

bike shop different strokes - In case you didn't know that I write for Family Guy.

bullfrog smash -
Board member b8llfrog made a silly post about how he wanted to know which edition of DEF JAM FIGHTING GAMES he can beat up Sean Paul in. I told him and asked in return to tell me what game I could beat him up with. This was an attempt to find a funny picture to go along with that. It turned out unsuccessful!

Carlsbad
- No, I wasn't looking for the Caverns. I was looking for the evil dummy that tried to steal Carl Winslow's soul on Family Matter. There was also an evil Urkle dummy called Steevil. The episode sucked but you can find clips of them dancing on youtube.

UPDATE! HERE IT IS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dNyEodfUuk

Dan Schneider-
Dan Schneider played the fat idiot from Head of the Class and he played a geek in Better Off Dead. He produced All That and Kenan and Kel. Now he basically controls Nickelodian by working on every awful show that exists there now, apparently.

Dynamite Headdy game genie
- because I suck at Treasure games that aren't the Ronald McDonald game that's meant for children.

Ed Rontaller
- There is this Pearle Vision commercial that has this old guy talking about all the old shit he's scene since he's been alive for 102 years. While playing a game of iSketch with friends (it's online pictionary basically), I wrote the entire speech during my turn and drew his face much to the dismay of everyone there who was wanted to honestly play. His name is actually spelled Ed Rondthaler and he's apparently pretty famous!

Eduardo Perez - Journeyman first baseman who now is on ESPN's BASEBALL TONIGHT. I didn't get a joke about him on Deadspin.com I guess.

elvis costello Larry Sanders
- Some great human being put all the episode of Larry Sanders on youtube but had them arranged by episode number. I used Google to find out what episode was the one where Hank Kingsley decides to act revenge on Elvis Costello (for giving him a lemon of a car) by wearing his trademark glasses to (mock him). It's one of my favorite moments in TV History.

Eureka ocean - I am planning to move to California sometime in the next few years and Eureka might be my location of choice because my best buddy Jixby lives around there. I was checking how nice their ocean property was because I like to swim.

full house episode guide - What was the name of the episode where Michelle's great-grandpa dies in her house? The Last Dance

More to come when I'm not going to work!



This thread is the proud winner of Billy's Cool Thread Award Online. Thanks, Billy!
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Old Sep 5th, 2007, 08:52 PM       
I have some sort of search add on so I get a bunch of "suggested searches" with my own. I like the thread though, bullfrog smash had to be the weirdest.
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Old Sep 5th, 2007, 09:07 PM       
I think I also searched for that old Frog in the Blender flash cartoon, but I remembered that isn't really a game and that's where I lost passion for the joke. Comedy is hard!

glad you think this thread is teh unboring ()! I will post more tomorrow.
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Old Sep 7th, 2007, 01:14 PM       
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Old Sep 8th, 2007, 11:16 AM       
I typed in "hat" and one of my suggestions was "hat giong tam hon."

I was intrigued and had to search that up.

After going through about eight pages of results in nothing but Vietnamese I found an English article that explains that it's the title of a series of books basically equivalent to Chicken Soup for the Soul. Awww.
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Old Sep 9th, 2007, 10:22 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2007, 11:50 PM       
Sometimes when on my friend's computers, I'll go down the alphabet to see what people have searched for. I always feel like a bad guy, but I'll find some pretty bizarre stuff sometimes!
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Old Sep 10th, 2007, 09:17 AM       
I do that all the time on friends' computers

I disabled the setting on my computer that does this and I don't remember how to enable it again.
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Old Sep 10th, 2007, 03:17 PM       
I forgot about this thread. You two are terrible.


FART the movie -



Gaming In the Clinton Years - There are like 200 terrible audio reviews called Gaming In The Clinton Years. Basically it is some out of touch grandpa who reviews games and balks whenever a game doesn't have enough cinematics. I think he is secretly a new character for Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job. This is my favorite review of his.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FSL44VYGDM
"Don't wake him up or you'll be sleeping with the fishies! yipes!"

Hall of Fame Probability - HEY, SPORTS FANS. I wanted to know the Hall of Fame probability of Michael Sweetney.

Hot To Trot - I am buying and framing the poster to this movie. When I become rich it will be behind a velvet curtain as well.

La-Mulana - A really good and really hard freeware game. It is everything I wish the Indiana Jones video games were. Here's a video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REo18b4rRTY

There is actually a really long walkthrough of the whole game on youtube as well. But it was made by some chode who talks over the whole game so I couldn't stomach through it. You will find the game and the english patch HERE: http://agtp.romhack.net/project.php?id=lamulana

mother 3 translation - Now slated for release in November. The wait is UNBEARABLE.

Ned Hastings - Our gracious host

rude texas - Someone from Texas was rude to me. I was trying to find out who.

silverfish - I have never seen one in my life .Thanks to the internet I now know that these aren't fish!

The Kid - I couldn't remember which one was the Bruce Willis movie for Disney and which one was the Tom Arnold movie he did with an actual retard (that was The Kid & I).

willie mobbs olympia - Just making sure there weren't any obituaries avaliable ;_;

Zach Galifianakis Kanye West -
I hate Kayne West, hate hate hate hate hate, yet I can't hate this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x0TumWdlhk

That's really it. The rest is just more basketball stats, roms, movie titles, and "tits".
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